(originally aired November 5, 2000)
Wow, two hundred and fifty episodes. And I got nearly two hundred more to go. Oof. But while I’ve essentially given up hope that the show will return to its former glory in terms of storytelling, I still think I’m gonna get a fair amount of laughs from these remaining seasons. This episode kind of shocked me in that I found myself chuckling at a fair amount of the jokes. The show itself has a laundry list of problems with it, and it’s by no means good, but I actually enjoyed watching it for the most part. It’s… baffling. Homer is dumbfounded when he is informed that the town has been split up into two area codes, and rather than memorize three extra numbers, he raises a stink at a town hall meeting and decrees his side of town with secede and become New Springfield. Homer is made mayor, and it of course isn’t long before his fellow citizens jump ship across city lines, and he must come up with a plan to get his townspeople back.
Homer is an absolute maniac here, having a nervous breakdown upon hearing the tri-tone, coming to city hall strapped with dynamite, and smashing his hand through glass windows in stores to pick up items. But what’s so odd is that I was amused with all this. I think the show crossed the threshold here, in making the content so ridiculous and absurd that it came back around to being funny again. There’s things Homer does here that still pisses me off, like thinking the phone mascot in the film is a real person and chloroforming his wife, but his wacky antics, while nothing akin to classic Homer, still were kind of amusing. I think that despite the plot being kind of dumb and a mess, the episode was helped by a lot of great individual lines and scenes. Olde and New Springfield’s petty rivalries were reminiscent of Springfield and Shelbyville’s feud, and just as asinine. Even special guest stars the Who were funny, and actually were set up in the beginning of the show when Homer lost his chance to get free tickets to see them. They actually bothered to lay groundwork for their celebrity appearance. I’m shocked.
I feel so weird praising this episode so much… It’s by no means good. The plot is pretty flimsy and its resolution even more so. Despite my praise, Homer is still a complete dunce, and there’s no way that anyone would consider him qualified to be a mayor. None of it really makes sense in terms of characters acting like humans, it’s just a bunch of silly stuff that follows a very general plot. It’s not classic Simpsons, but in a weird bizarre way it kind of works. There’s a fair amount of junk in here, namely Homer acting out and yelling and screaming, like when he get set on fire atop the wall and attacked by the badger at the beginning. I’ve always said humor can absolve many sins, and this episode ate through some of them. I’d say the good and the bad are about even here, and I’m just surprised that I ended up so favorable about this episode. Have I gone mad? I guess we’ll see as our season begins…
Tidbits and Quotes
– At the time of the first airing, FOX had registered whatbadgerseat.com. I was curious if it was still active, but it just redirects to the main Simpsons website. It was a clever conceit. They’d later do it again this season for the Mr. X blog.
– The badger rips Homer’s torso apart, revealing his internal organs. I… really have no words. I can’t even complain about the logistics, or why Homer and Lisa are so nonchalant about it, because I don’t believe what I am seeing.
– I like how upset Homer gets about such a minute change (“939!? What the hell is that!? Oh, my life is ruined!”) and how he basically shoos away the badger story in favor of this one (“Go away, we got bigger problems now!”)
– Classic bit with Homer’s written reminder on his hand (Lenny = White, Carl = Black).
– Love the outro line of the first act (“Now who’s stupid!”) …you are, and everyone else in your crazed mob.
– The Olde v. New Springfield bits are great, with Bart tricking the bullies into doing his homework over city lines, and Marge feeling nervous about going to the Kwik-E-Mart in Olde Springfield (“I don’t know why, but I just didn’t feel comfortable until I was back here in New Springfield with my own kind. They were looking at me… with their eyes!”)
– Nice dirty joke from Kent Brockman after the town discovers gold (“Thanks, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we’re all taking golden showers!”) Production assistants giggle in the background. This makes more sense and is funny, unlike Homer randomly mentioning a glory hole last episode.
– I like the terrible guard who instead of throwing Bart and Homer out, makes good on his sarcastic promise and takes them to the Who. He’s also impervious to being fired (“Oh, yeah, right; I got fired by The Who. Whatever you say, pal.”)
– The Who are actually pretty funny here (“Come on, what happened to the angry, defiant Who of ‘My Generation,’ ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again,’ and ‘Mama’s Got a Squeeze Box’?” “We know our songs, Homer.”) (“Just send the car for us.” “What, something wrong with your legs?” “You’re right. The walk will do us good.”) And of course, the Who Huddle.
– Nice commentary by Krusty and Sideshow Mel waiting for the Who to perform (“I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed! His exact words.” “Oh, I never tire of that story.”) I pull that Mel line out when the situation seems appropriate.
– Homer dancing on the wall like a moron is pretty awful, but it’s saved by John and Roger’s perplexed looks at each other.
– Awful ending where Homer passes the buck of the blame to his wife and then drugs her, and a swarm of badgers enter the city to maul everybody. But at least I got some Who to listen to.
19 thoughts on “250. A Tale of Two Springfields”
I think you’ve nailed my thoughts on a lot of Season 12 episodes: shitty stories and characterizations but still a number of decent jokes. Perhaps that’s why I’m slightly less harsh on it than the later seasons: I laugh a couple times as opposed to once, twice, or never. (Of course, there’s still Season 12 episodes that aren’t funny at all, but you’ll get to those.)
This review is essentially how I feel about Missionary Impossible, except a bit more positive.
And yet I find this episode to be almost complete shite apart from some great bits (Lenny = White, Carl = Black). Funny how things work out.
See, the thing is, as much as it sometimes hurt to admit, there still are funny lines and not-too-horrible moments in many — most — episodes from here on out. Wasn’t the “Homer imagines what pistol whip is” scene from, like, a season FOURTEEN episode? That’s a pretty iconic scene…
But yeah the episodes AS A WHOLE keep getting more and more ridiculous and it’s just hard to take them seriously. It’s hard to invest time into a whole 22 minute episode for maybe 1 minute of quality.
I have always hoped someone would take all the legitimately funny moments from post-golden-era-Simpsons and edit them into a couple Youtube clips. You could probably almost make a season’s worth of funny clips from the past 300 episode — 10 years worth of material. Which is actually really shitty and sad in a way, but eh.
BTW, you ever see any of the HOMMER SIMPSON stuff?
Your opinion may differ but I find this stuff pretty hilarious.
I have not watched those videos, but the preview thumbnails remind me of Bart Simpson Yugoslav on Twitter (before he became @Bart_FreeCialis and stopped being funny).
I have seen these. The stuff of nightmares… But they are brilliant, in the most twisted sense possible.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who likes this episode. I was beginning to feel guilty about it.
Around this time there was also a Simpsons comic released with an extremely similar plot. I forget why the town had to split, but they built a wall between North and South Springfield and there is the whole issue with only one side of the town having access to water (Kirk Van Houten has to put ranch dressing in his angel-spitting fountain). It eventually becomes about Bart and Milhouse living on opposite sides and having to sneak back and forth in order to hang out. I know you don’t cover the comics, and I rarely read them, but I found the similarities to be quite jarring.
I remember this!
I was a regular reader of the comics for a long time and can safely attest to the fact that there are some REALLY REALLY funny issues of the comics — when they were churning out episodes on TV like “Kidney Trouble”, they were making high-quality comic book stories.
Yeah, I read all the comics as a kid, and reread them many years later when I was older. The run of the comics kind of mirrored the show, where they started out strangely strong then got weaker and weaker over time. But yeah, the divided literally came out the summer before this one aired. They also did a “Flowers for Algernon” parody years before “HOMR” came out that I actually thought was more effective. But I’d have to re-read it again to see.
I think they also did an issue where Homer took over Moe’s Bar about a year before they did the same thing on the show.
And wasn’t there a comic where Homer breaks Lisa’s saxophone as well?
i like this episode as well. what was the song that homer was telling the who to play that “plays itself”
“I stil think I’m gonna get a fair amount of laughs from these remaining seasons.”
Well, that turned out well.
What the heck was up with Edna and Seymour living in the richer part of town? That was really distracting to me, it felt lazy/careless/inconsistent. It could have been intentional, that educators do make more money than some other people, including Homer, but if so it felt so inconsistent with other episodes and on its own underdeveloped it really didn’t work.
Also, the Kwik-E-Mart being on the rich side. It’s a freaking convenience store, not goddamn Trader Joe’s
I’ve said previously on NoHomers that this episode is better than it’s given credit for.
Anyway, I love this moment:
Kent Brockman: Scientists say they’re also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use lowbrow expressions like, “Oh, yeah?” and “C’mere a minute.”
Homer: Oh, yeah? They think they’re better than us, huh? Bart, c’mere a minute!
Bart: YOU c’mere a minute!
Homer: Oh, yeah?
Also love Homer getting a misdialed call tone, and instead of hanging up, he stubbornly stays on the line and says through gritted teeth, “It’s ringing…”
This episode is really crazy. It goes too far in a lot of places as well, such as Homer’s really bad behavior wherein he chloroforms his wife or shows up with dynamite for no real reason. He also blames his wife for all the bad stuff that happened under his rule. Swell. miss Homer acting like a normal, mostly good human being. Then we have the really dumb ending with the badgers. The Who were alright, but not even they could save this episode. It’s a mess.