87. Marge on the Lam

(originally aired November 4, 1993)
Marge is a woman with a lot of gumption and ire, she just needs someone to get it out of her. That’s why I wish Ruth Powers had become more of a regular character, like a Kelsey Grammar role where she’d come back every season or so as Marge’s wildfire friend who’d drag her on another adventure. This also is inadvertently a Homer/Marge relationship show, but not in the overdone way implying their marriage is in trouble. It’s partly based in miscommunication, and Homer’s unknown dependency on Marge as a friend and a life partner. I appreciated the episode’s efforts to not make things lazy right from the start: Marge gets tickets to the ballet, and while Homer isn’t thrilled (especially after finding out there are no bears riding in tiny cars involved,) he is still ready to fulfill his promise to his wife. As always, fate smacks Homer in the face, and his efforts are only thwarted by getting his arms trapped in two vending machines (a spectacular sequence.) As a result, Marge takes Ruth, where they quickly form a bond and have a swell night out, with more to come.

Obviously this episode is a Thelma and Louise parody, not that it matters much. I haven’t seen the movie, but I know enough about it to understand what they’re getting at, and in that frame of mind the show still works. It’s not just blatant disconnected references, it’s weaving our characters into this familiar story. Around that we have the much more interesting story of Homer wandering aimlessly about town, trying to occupy his time. He’s a man who willfully tethered himself to Marge and his family, and despite his occasionally bombastic behavior, they’re who he cares about most. Without Marge, he’s lost, and he knows it. It’s intriguing to see our protagonist, who’s usually at the forefront of a story in control, not really knowing what to do with himself. Also around this we have some genius Lionel Hutz material, who sinks to a new low as Bart and Lisa’s babysitter (“Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He’s wearing a belt! That’s Hollywood for ya.”)

The two stories collide pretty seamlessly, culminating in a big police chase. I like the tag team of Homer and Wiggum, two dimwits playing off each other. We have our big finish, toying with the infamous Thelma finale and giving the conclusions to all the characters, Dragnet style, which wraps things up quickly and sufficiently. I feel an episode like this is probably pretty underrated and unnoticed, a lot of Marge shows feel similarly, but I think this one is elevated with the flipside Homer angle, and a lot of hilarious material. It’s got heart, it’s got jokes, it got Marge out of the house, I got no complaints about this one.

Tidbits and Quotes
– I’m not really familiar with Garrison Keillor, but again, the joke still works, as it could really be any sort of low-key comedian, and Homer’s aggravation of not getting the humor is great (“Stupid TV! Be more funny!”)
– Some of the best Homer bits are when he adapts a serious tone, such as his response when Marge is shocked at his enthusiasm over ballet (“Marjorie, please. I enjoy all of the meats of our cultural stew.”) And of course he imagines the ballet as a circus.
– Homer’s trials with the vending machines is a real classic moment. Again, his dedication is exemplary, managing to pull a heavy vending machine down the corridor to fulfill his promise to Marge… and he gets waylaid by another machine. Love his vision of the future of being at Maggie’s wedding still in his condition (“Candy and sodas for all!”) and the solution to the problem: Homer just lets go of the cans. Also great is Homer covering his bases, providing a note to Marge written by the firemen (“Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down.” Homer is crushed: “Lumber has a million uses!”)
– For some reason, there’s a sky box in the high school gym, specifically for the ballet, I guess.
– Homer watching Marge get ready and asking her questions where she’s going and when she’ll be back is a cute scene, like he’s a little kid asking his mother. Also great is his attempt to use the kids to elicit sympathy, but they only give their mother praise (“Man’s best friend indeed!”)
Bart and Lisa provide Homer with no comfort, from Bart proposing he give a makeover to his father (“Oh, that would be delight… quiet, boy!”) and Lisa’s whip noise. Homer’s attempt to call friends proves fruitless: Lenny is preoccupied with his wife (?), we get a disturbing look at Burns’ personal life, who seems to be adapting the persona of a 50s teenage girl, and Flanders, who Homer immediately hangs up on.
– I love the scene at Sh_tkickers (brilliant under-the-radar name) with the unusually polite rednecks propositioning Marge. I assume this is also a Thelma and Louise reference, but again, it works just as well as a joke in and of itself.
– My favorite bit may be the grizzled old farmer musing over his antique cans. Castellaneta puts in a lot for a one-shot role, and it has a great payoff at the end revealing Marge had to pay fifty cents for the cans, and two thousand in punitive damages and mental anguish. Also, it seems like the farmer is the same one from much later in “Natural Born Kissers.” He has his pitchfork, but has yet to add a shotgun to it.
– The flashback to Homer and Marge’s dating life is hysterical; Homer is a madman smashing a weather machine with no real reasoning, then snaps back to Marge (“You got real purty hair…”) It turns bittersweet when present day Homer giddily prepares to take revenge on the new weather machine, but muses it’s not the same without Marge.
– More disturbing insight into Wiggum’s personal life, with his homemade moonshine and story about apparently having bought a male blowup doll.
– We also learn a bit about Marge’s murmur, utilized as a way to say something reassuring but noncommittal.
– Classic bit when Ruth turns off her lights and Wiggum automatically jumps that it must be a ghost car. He and Homer is terrified.
– Love the stuff at the truck stop, pushing Marge to go back to Ruth (“I hate it when the waffles stick together.” “Sticking together’s what good waffles do.”)
– Homer’s apology to Marge is really funny (“I’m sorry I haven’t been a better husband. I’m sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. I’m sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. And I’m sorry… oh well, let’s just say I’m sorry for the whole marriage up to this point!”)
– Oh, I forgot all about Lionel Hutz! He’s brilliant, as usual (“As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!”)

11 thoughts on “87. Marge on the Lam

  1. “Don’t touch my stuff! Hey……..this isn’t the YMCA!”

    There’s so much Lionel Hutz gold in this episode it’s not true.

  2. I always wondered if the “I smashed it good! …You got real purdy hair” bit was referencing something I didn’t know. And I still don’t know, but I enjoyed revisiting this episode on your blog. And now I must go.

  3. “I assume this is also a Thelma and Louise reference…”

    Most of the episode was, only the women weren’t on the run from a rape rescue gone wrong nor did it have Brad Pitt’s cowboy conman. (yeah, I watched the movie in college. What of it?)

    1. Your father must’ve been one hell of a hot dog salesman to get you that far.

      “Lady, he’s putting my kids thru COHL-LEGE!”

  4. I always forget how brilliant this episode is until I rewatch it. Such hiliarity. I love the bit about the ghost car and Homer telling them not to jump over the chasm, only for him and Wiggum to do so, but my favorite moment is when Hutz is burning all of his papers. God damn that is so freaking funny.

    I also wish they would have used Ruth more often, especially since they could have had an episode with her in place of that garbage clip show in Season 6, but oh well.

    Wiggum’s talk about a blow up doll is both funny and creepy at the same time.

  5. No mention of Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows? The callback in the police car may be my favourite Wiggum moment

  6. Another solid entry, this is one of my favorites. It’s nice to see an episode more focused on Marge, and it’s hilarious to boot: I love Homer being trapped in the vending machine (and the fact that he could’ve just let go of it), his idea of what a ballet is, “waffles stick together”, everything to do with Hutz (Miguel Sanchez is a great bit from him), most of Wiggum’s bits (he chases them down because of differently sized tail lights, sings “Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows” as if it’s the perfect song, and when the lights go off he thinks it’s a ghost car), “a lumberyard burned down”, “Stupid TV! Be more funny”, the Shotkickers scene (“I said no”, “oh, sorry, I misunderstood”)… there’s a ton of great bits here, and the episode is absolutely hilarious as a result.

    I just realized I’ve spent the last three reviews mostly quoting the episodes, which just shows how hilarious and quotable season 5 is.

  7. I love the bit when Ruth and Marge think they hear the police, but it’s actually Kearney wearing one of those siren hats.

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