56. Black Widower

(originally aired April 8, 1992)
I look at Sideshow Bob episodes sort of like Treehouse of Horrors, they usually come around annually, and they’re always a treat (like TOHs, later seasons would screw them up too, but still). He’s the closest thing the show has to a true villain, and this is really the episode that gave him that title, his return from prison to marry and murder Selma. But this is Bob we’re talking about, so he is completely subtle and convincing through the entirety of his scheme. It seems almost too easy for Bob to present himself a reformed model citizen (Lisa comments, “You’re living proof that our revolving door prison system works.”) Again, Grammar’s voice works wonders as he narrates his time in prison, and how he turned his life around upon Selma responding to his pen pal letter. Even Krusty seems willing to forgive Bob, in a tearful reunion reminiscent to Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis’ rekindling. Only Bart remains suspect that Bob’s motives are impure.

This show is full of great moments, a fair share involving Bob’s growing annoyance and impatience awaiting his plan’s end, and having to put up with Selma, a woman on the opposite end of his high-minded spectrum. The best scene is where he cannot contain his sheer contempt of MacGyver, much to Selma’s horror (Grammar’s read of “That was a well-plotted piece of nonclaptrap that never made me want to retch” is wonderfully seeped with polite sarcasm). As much is done to make Selma particularly repulsive (excessive focus on her hairy legs here), there’s also a sweetness in showing her genuinely happy. The episode is also a unique mystery, in that we know who the killer is, we just don’t know how he’s going to do it. All the pieces fall into place, and Bart manages to figure them out before it’s too late. Super-director David Silverman does a phenomenal job here, with lots of dynamic shots, angles, shadow work; the slow-motion sequence of Selma lighting the match is dripping with tension. The show balances these moments of humor and real drama perfectly.

I think Simpsons fans can all agree that Sideshow Bob is one of the greatest characters the show has ever known, and by extension, Kelsey Grammar is one of the best guest stars (really only rivaling Phil Hartman, in my mind). Bob has committed many heinous crimes in his time, including multiple attempted murders toward our ten-year-old protagonist, but he remains one of the most affable characters in the entire series. Grammar’s smooth, intellectual performance, a voice I could listen to all day, plays a huge part in this, but there’s more to it than that. Bob favors high society, and believes in cultural and mental standards. Most of his criminal activity revolves around his attempts to better society: usurping Krusty’s show to make it more educational, running for public office, eradicating the brain rot of television. “Black Widower” is a peculiar exception, where Bob’s motives of marrying Selma aren’t exactly clear. He wants her money? To what end? I thought about this a while before I watched the episode, then I tried to put it into some perspective. This is our second Bob show, and previously we didn’t see him in a criminal light until the end of the episode. This is the show that made Bob an actual threat, a true original kind of villain. The plan may be extreme, but future greats like “Cape Feare” and “Sideshow Bob Roberts” wouldn’t work unless we establish Bob for who he is: the most highbrow attempted murderer the Simpsons universe has ever known.

Tidbits and Quotes
– I love when Bob tells Homer’s he’s forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha, Homer indignantly responds, “I am not!” Like he’s genuinely offended at the accusation.
– Great “Cool Hand Luke” reference with the chain gang, and Bob picking up a slew of discarded Krusty shake cups just adds to his seething rage.
– The Daytime Emmy segment is pure genius. First off, the category, outstanding performance by a sidekick in a children’s show, is ridiculous. Then the nominees are even more ridiculous: Droopy Drawers, a sad-sack lanky clown who has a very hot date, Colonel Coward, a jittery panicked mess, Pepito the Biggest Cat in the Whole Wide World, Sideshow Bob (live from prison), and Suck-Up the vacuum, who could not attend, as he (it?) is shooting a movie in Spain. That’s like six jokes done just in six seconds reading off those nominees. Even better is Pepito holding his hands over his eyes in shame when he loses. Topped off with Krusty and Bob’s bantered, and the latter’s sedation by guards, and you got yourself a classic Simpsons scene.
– I always love the bit where Bob muses, “In our overcrowded cell, we became little more than beasts…” Cut to the cell in question: “Who used my chapstick?” “I did. Here you go.” Then, in the most disturbed, shuddered voice possible, “I don’t want it.”
– Bob playing violin for the rocking conjugal visit trailers is mildly disturbing, but a brilliant semi-covert dirty joke.
– A Bob show wouldn’t be complete without having Grammar sing a song, this time karaoke with Selma to “Something Stupid,” which has a wonderful reprise when Bob delivers he’s succeeded in his plot.
– Krusty’s Jerry Lewis-like telethon is a great sequence: the ridiculous cause of motion sickness, his response to Bob’s apology for putting him in prison (“Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I’m right back in there!”), his insulting of Sideshow Mel (a visibly hurt Mel watching at home says, “All I can be is myself”), and the great silly animation of Krusty kicking Bob in the ass repeatedly in clownish fashion.
– Bob’s motives are hinted at in a few scenes, which are still funny enough to excuse. He asks Selma if they can afford the wedding (“I’ve already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison.”) Selma assures them they’re fine (“I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.”)
– Bob’s hatred of MacGyver’s the best thing in the show. After their “fight,” he can’t bring himself to say one nice word regarding it (“I can’t do it! Even that car chase seemed tacked on!”)
– I love Lisa’s bitterness toward Maggie being made the flower girl over her (“if you want to go for cutesiness instead of competence, fine.”)
– This episode is filled with fantastic animation, by the way, particularly the telethon and Sideshow Bob assaulting the bellhop.
– In the third act, Bob gets progressively more sinister; upon gazing at the fireplace (“Ah, fire. Scourge of Prometheus, toaster of marshmallows… eradicator of deadwood.”) and the scene of covering murderous murmurings as foreign sweet nothings.
– I do like how Bart normally figures out Bob’s plans, showing he’s not just a dumb kid, just one who’s not book smart. The fast-motion sequence of him repeatedly trying to explain the plan to Homer is hilarious (“I explained it to Mom and we were on our way.”)
– I’m going so long here, there’s just so much great stuff… the Psycho reference at the end with the lightbulb, Selma wanting a separation, Wiggum begging Bart to explain Bob’s plot, and the reason behind why the room exploded. I guess I’ll end with the immortal ravings of Bob as he’s being hauled off: “I’ll be back! You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I’m back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies!”

7 thoughts on “56. Black Widower

  1. Love revisiting these old episodes, and your fantastic commentary.. I sincerely feel for you now you are reaching the 9+ seasons..

    ..anyway, having watched this one again, I think it may well be my favourite Bob episode, almost every word uttered by Grammar is delivered with perfection for his characteristics (oh Selma dear, I was just chatting to my good friend….. Dennis), as is the scripting, it makes me wonder how much input he had into said scripting.

    ..also going back to what you were saying about his motives, well, honestly (apart from a few scary joke threats at Bart’s expense), he genuinely seems happy and reformed.. ..that is, until the “Mcguyver” moment: His disdain for Selma’s love of Mcguyver.

    ..From my viewing on the episode, it isn’t until this point that he becomes truly evil, it’s the trigger

    Therefore, my take on the episode is that Mcguyver reactivates Sideshow Bob’s murderous tendencies..

    ..and if that is the reason, what an utterly ridiculous and hilarious reason.

    “Thank you señor Mcguyver, you saved our village”
    “don’t thank me, thank the moon’s gravitational pull”

    Haha, classic

  2. I like this episode, but the third act has a really big plot hole that I just can’t get past: Bob and Selma are apparently showing the Simpsons home movies from their honeymoon AS IT HAPPENS. Nowadays with live internet streaming and such, this is no big deal, but this episode was from 1992! How can the family be watching Bob berate a bellboy or Selma about to have sex with Bob in real time??

    1. Maybe Selma taped it as it happened and didn’t think to stop or pause the footage (you wouldn’t believe how many people out there can’t work a video camera, even the sleek, modern ones today). Besides, the writers needed to put in clues so Bart and the family can save the day.

  3. A great episode “now I had to spoil it all by doing something stupid like explode you”

    However one of my favourite moments is when marge describes Selma as giggling like a school girl, the giggle is just so dam disturbing!

    I also love Bob’s repeated “prepared to be murdered” phrases while dealing with Selma’s nasty feet, particularly since the last he translates as that he will kill her.

    Also great Les Miserables reference with Bob’s prison number being 24601. I remember when i saw that episode after getting acquainted with Les miserables and I laughed so hard, since conflating Bob ans Valjeon is just hilarious!

  4. This was my introduction to Sideshow Bob and is a phenomenal episode all of the way through. One of the season’s best. The animation is extremely good, especially during the grim reaper vision scene.

    Bob going off on MacGuyver is so hilarious, especially when he does his sarcastic stuff. As is Bart telling his story about how he figured what he was going to do out.

    Another thing I love is that we don’t know Bob’s motivation for wanting to kill Selma. He obviously had no idea she was related to Bart while in prison and he did not know she had money. He just wants her dead because he is psychotic. That is all we need to know, so that is all we get.

  5. A classic Sideshow Bob episode. I believe this episode was co-written by an actual mystery writer, which explains why its mystery is so well done. It’s mostly unpredictable and is packed with funny moments to boot (Bob’s feelings on MacGyver, how the room ended up exploding, and the plan being explained to Homer are some of my favorite moments.)

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