(originally aired December 12, 2004)
This episode seemed like a potentially interesting Bart story, then got swayed away from that, locked its focus onto loud, obnoxious Homer, then at the end of the third act, they remembered Bart’s story and brought him back to resolve it. Bart loses his last baby tooth, which to him, signifies the end of his childhood. It’s a premise that really could work, examining Bart trying to man up while still remaining a kid. Instead, he adopts a cynical attitude via custom-made T-shirts with snarky slogans, which he soon turns into a business. For some reason, the entire town goes apeshit over them, despite it just being a ten-year-old writing on blank shirts with magic marker in plain stock text. He eventually gets a distributor in Goose Gladwell, an eccentric Willy Wonka-type who runs a local joke store. Bart is soon rolling in cash, because these shirts are somehow a red hot commodity and can bring in hundreds and hundreds of dollars a week in Bart’s share alone. I guess a simple story about Bart’s malaise about losing his childhood wasn’t interesting enough.

The story shifts gears to Homer when he’s laid off and becomes dependent on Bart’s earnings, which, again, must be so immense that they can support the entire family. Plus Marge doesn’t appear to be annoyed by any of this at all. Homer fears for his position as alpha male of the house, but instead of doing anything to address this, he takes the advice of an on-the-nose nature show and decides to spend his time nurturing Lisa. Currently she’s building a diorama on the history of nuclear power, though I’m shocked that current-day Lisa isn’t protesting its dangers to the environment. Wanting to help her out, Homer acquires some plutonium from the power plant and makes it an actual nuclear device. He crosses paths with Bart, who has just been swindled out of his T-shirt rights from Gladwell, so he ends up threatening the man with atomic annihilation until he gets the money his son is owed. So I guess now it’s a father-son show somehow. This episode had promise initially, but then the whole T-shirt thing just distracted from the emotional core it was setting up, and the episode got lost. Ah well, not like I should expect any different at this point.

Tidbits and Quotes
– Homer being shocked at Lisa and Janey’s playground limericks of almost-swears just didn’t work. I get what they’re going for, but I don’t think there’s a way you can time that properly. Plus why is he surprised? Homer loves childish limericks (“You lie like a fly with a booger in its eye!” “The fly was funny, and the booger was the icing on the cake!”)
– The beginning actually has some good stuff in it: Bart praying that the tooth fairy, God’s daughter, not take money off the top from his bounty, his Sgt. Activity fantasy turning into a life insurance commercial, even a dumb joke about Homer getting a potato peeler pierced through his forehead is staged and timed in a funny manner. I also like Bart’s Viking funeral for his board games, but before that, we get a scene of him naming them off, all Mapple-style
“jokes” where they just tweak the names of actual products (Duopoly, Parchoosey, Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos). It must take a bit to come up with these names, and I ask, why bother?
– “I like T-shirts with a nice joke, like ‘Support Our Troops!'” I genuinely do not understand this Marge line. I feel like I almost get it, but I’m not quite there. Can someone help me out here?
– Bart selling his shirts on the schoolyard and them being a hit makes sense, but to all the adults in town? And then later possibly across the country? I just don’t get it. Also Wiggum shuts down his shop on his front lawn for no reason whatsoever.
– I guess the writers thought Goose Gladwell was funny because he’s kind of like Willy Wonka. He’s not funny. The only thing I laughed at is when he leaves the Simpson home, Marge comments, “What a delightful sprite!” Don’t know why, but I was amused by that.
– Lenny and Carl appear at the Gilded Truffle apparently just to chew out Homer. Homer then berates a waiter who considers it pathetic that he takes money from his ten-year-old, which it is. Marge tells him to use his inside voice. “I don’t have an inside voice!!” Yeah, we’ve figured that out over the last seven seasons or so.
– Homer playing Malibu Stacey with Lisa is a cute scene, but it would have been better if the episode had been leading up to this point.
– The Krusty Brand Geiger Counter is a pretty good gag (“That thing’s gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!”)
– So did Homer actually build a miniature nuclear reactor? It seemed to have some functionality as it raised the temperature in the room, so it must be dangerous in some capacity. It just seems a little dumb.

(originally aired December 5, 2004)
Another boring Marge episode. Sigh. I’m really thinking about bumping these reviews from three paragraphs to two, as most of the time I’m either struggling to fill up space, or it seems I’m just reiterating the same points over and over. The problems these episodes exhibit are just running together, and I’m sure they’ll still be around over the next five seasons, exacerbated even more so. We open with a Quimby sex scandal causing national news attention for some reason, with one reporter covering it being Chloe Talbot, who Marge studied journalism with in high school. The two reconnect, and Marge immediately becomes discouraged by how much more successful her friend is, and how much Lisa looks up to her. The two have a falling out, Lisa disobeys her mother and goes off with Chloe on an assignment, which soon brings them both to an active volcano that erupts and traps them, and Marge has to end up saving the day.

My interest was waning from the start, but I mentally checked out within the first act. The Quimby scandal is huge, huge news, you’d think this should be the main topic of our episode. We see a whole group of pregnant protesters (I guess women Quimby allegedly knocked up) standing outside Town Hall. Pan over to show Chloe and her cameraman, while Quimby just casually walks by. No response from the protestors, he’s as cool as a cucumber. Chloe asks him a question, we get a quick joke. Then Marge and Lisa walk by holding groceries. Why they’re walking across Town Square and not driving home is beyond me. Quimby just stands there and watches, then hurriedly books it back into Town Hall. That’s the last we hear of this plot at all. That a premise this big can just be disregarded and moved on from just shows how little the writers care about any of the characters or situations. Characters are props, cram jokes in wherever, and if all else fails, have there be an active fucking volcano in Springfield that erupts and spews lava everywhere. Marge feels bad for her lot in life, uncharacteristically acts like a bitch to her daughter, they make up, next episode please.

Tidbits and Quotes
– Seeing all the Quimby sex stuff really got me thinking about how tired the show has gotten. It’s similar with the Nelson “ha-ha”s from last episode, I think that when you have a series run this long, a show that’s an episodic comedy, you need to shake the foundations a bit to keep things sort of interesting and fresh. Experiment with your characters, have them try new things, explore different relationships, while maintaining the same style of humor and satire. If the writers cared and worked at it, The Simpsons could have stayed entertaining up until this day. But instead, everything is just sort of locked down in place where no change is allowed whatsoever, and the change that is there involves whittling the characters down to one or two modes. Last episode we had Nelson the pathetic dirt urchin, now Quimby is the sleazy sex maniac. In the past we saw more of Quimby’s misdeeds including drug use and secret murders, as well as his general contempt toward his constituents, but now it seems all the gags involve him banging other women, particularly nowadays with Miss Springfield, another goddamn Tress MacNeille voice. I’ll always try to remember her from “Whacking Day” (“Gentlemen, start your whacking!”)
– The FOX News van playing “We Are the Champions” is so fucking on the nose. I bet they were really proud of themselves getting this joke out a month after the election. We’re so topical, we’re just like South Park!
– This show has wasted so many wonderfully talented and funny guest stars before and since with small parts, and in this episode which heavily features this Chloe character, we get Kim Cattrall. Not to say she’s a bad actress, just not someone I’d want to give a major part to on this show.
– This is another episode that attempts to taint the sweetness of “The Way We Was,” painting teenage Homer as a ball and chain that kept Marge from journalism school. Also Chloe was with Barney for some reason. Those two were high school losers, and Homer ended up with Marge by the sheer grace of God. No fucking way young Barney would be with a girl as good looking and academically on the ball as Chloe, at least not following his first beer that turned him into a mindless lout.
– This episode cements that they’ll just have Homer do anything stupid for no reason whatsoever. Over the course of one scene we see he’s written “Homer Rocks!” in grime in the bathtub, and walks in the room naked on stilts. Why? Because he’s Caaaaaaaaaaptain Wacky!
– There’s a moment in bed where Homer cheers Marge up, telling her she’s the glue that keeps the family together and that he hates seeing her upset that comes dangerously close to actually being sincere and emotional, then is immediately undercut by a dumb joke (“You know what would be a good name for Maggie? Chloe!”) Why would he mention that just now, or want to rename his infant daughter at all?
– For some reason, on certain episodes this season, we’re “treated” to a deleted scene over the credits. I feel like Troy McClure passed out on the couch (“If that’s what they cut out, what they leave in must be pure gold!”)

(originally aired November 21, 2004)
Next up on the roster of characters the show is intent on ruining is school bully Nelson. We’ve slowly seen glimmers of him being poor and his troubled family life, but this is where it really comes to a head, where Nelson is now a poor little urchin boy. The show wants to have it both ways and keep him a threat to Bart, but when you push him so far in this pathetically needy direction, any intimidation he might have had just dissolves. Following a particularly lame party she threw for Bart, and feeling distance from Lisa concerning a B-plot we’ll get into later, Marge feels unappreciated by her children. Enter Nelson, who we first see fishing for tadpoles in a pond to eat for lunch. Marge offers him a sandwich, which he hesitates to and quickly grabs like some kind of wounded animal. She begins to take a shine towards the boy, who seems to appreciate her kindness, and gets him to do chores around the house. Not long after that, Nelson’s mother leaves him home alone, so he’s given residence at the Simpson house, much to Bart’s chagrin.

We get a better sense of Nelson’s sad home life in this episode. We already know his father abandoned him at some point in the last few years, but here we get our first good look at his disheveled, uncaring mother. The joke here is that she’s a whore: she openly talks about who she’s slept with and wanting to take her top off, and her panties drop in public. And it’s funny because she’s a dancer, but she’s haggard and old. That’s all the thought that was put into her character. Everything in this show with Nelson is treated so deadly seriously, but last season we had an episode that began with him being poor and pathetic being a big gag. You’re either going to mock him for being destitute or make us feel sorry for him, you can’t do both. Or you could, if this show was written better. This series used to champion itself with having its cake and eating it too, garnering sympathy while getting laughs at the same time. Now you can literally hear the gears violently shift between a cloying and forced scene and a stupid gag.

As for the B-story, it’s another instance of writing the kids older as eight-year-old Lisa becomes conscious of her weight, and proceeds to over-exercise and not eat. It’s not really much of a plot, but rather just this thing that’s set up at the beginning and is left running in the background. At the very least they address in the end that this kind of story about female body issues can’t be resolved in twenty minutes, but ultimately it makes it feel like an exercise in futility since the story didn’t illuminate anything about the issue at all. Lisa gets teased, stresses about getting thinner, then snaps and goes wild over a giant cake. I guess going on insane diets can turn you into a maniac? Maybe, but it just doesn’t work. I’m sure at this point there are grade school girls who are worried about them being fat, which is horrifying to think about, but this story just doesn’t work for someone as young as Lisa. So nothing in the episode really works too well. I’m definitely more annoyed with this show than the last one for tearing Nelson down, but in the end, it’s just another whatever episode.

Tidbits and Quotes
– A gag where Homer illustrates “the Simpson butt” turns into a weird “how-to-draw” lesson where he sketches a perfect drawing of himself. Then he proceeds to talk to himself in a different high-pitched persona and eats a gigantic sandwich he pulls from nowhere. The man needs to be put in a clinic.
– Here we have the first of many instances where we see Skinner and Krabappel together again: they’re fucking, but Krabappel asserts it means nothing. And it doesn’t. The connection they had way back in “Grade School Confidential” was kind of sweet and endearing, but now Krabappel is an uncaring, miserable harlot and Skinner is a spineless wuss. The march of characterization goes on…
– A sick Milhouse appearing at the party via speaker phone, complete with a framed photo of him beside it, is an alright gag. The call quickly begins to break up (“I told him to use a LAN line!”) The rest of the party is just bizarre though, with Martin apparently being an expert artist (maybe he took lessons from Homer), and Ralph repeatedly saying “duck” in Duck, Duck, Goose, a gag the writers seemed to think was so funny they used it as the first act break, a joke that goes on far, far, faaaaaaaaaaaarrr too long.
– “Ha-ha! You’re nocturnal!” “You don’t have to impress me by making fun of others. I already like you.” “Ha-ha! I’m starting to let down my guard! Ha-ha!” I feel at some point with running gags you need to learn how to pack it in. “Ha-ha!” may be Nelson’s catchphrase, but it just feels so overdone at this point. In the classic years we had him calling Bart on the phone to laugh at him, and greater than that, we saw him have an out-of-body experience so he could appear in someone’s thoughts to laugh at their misery. That’s really pushing it to a wonderfully ridiculous place, and that was a decade ago.
– This is the last episode directed by Lauren MacMullen, and she brings her usual visual flairs: panning across the Bowlarama logo to fade into a ball going down the lanes, an upshot over the frying pan of pancakes… visual flairs like these are much appreciated in such a boring episode.
– “I get the feeling Bart isn’t everything he could be in the son department.” That’s a quote from Nelson. What kid, let alone Nelson, talks like that?
– Given the episode title, the idea of Bart’s home life being made miserable after Nelson moves in isn’t really explored at all. We see he finds his father in the end because he wants to get rid of him, but we really don’t get much of why. It also hurts that Nelson’s been such a sad, pathetic character up to that point, that it’s jarring when he flips back into bully-mode. And then he flips back when he starts singing fucking Yentl. I had to fast-forward that part, I just couldn’t take it.
– The sequence showing where Mr. Muntz had been all this time is so insulting and crazy… I barely even want to describe it. He’s at the Kwik-E-Mart and eats a candy bar, which he claims he didn’t know had peanuts in it, even though we see it’s a “Nut-Nutt” bar. His entire face puffs up, muffling his speech into incoherent garbles, and he runs into a traveling circus outside. Cut to him in a burlap sack as the star circus attraction. So what, was he stuck at the circus for years as a prisoner? I guess they try to explain how he stayed in his sickly state by the audience chucking peanuts at him, but the swelling never went down even at night to the point he could talk and possibly escape? And people were chucking peanuts at him at every single show, every single day of the year? Maybe the barker told them to, like it was part of the act. In that case, maybe he knew that the peanuts would aggravate his condition and he did it on purpose. Where is this evil barker and how can he get away with this? Are there other members of his freak show that he’s kidnapped and forced to work for him? What the fuck is happening? Oh, who gives a shit…

(originally aired November 14, 2004)
Poor, poor Marge. Why is it so hard to write episodes for you? Wacky antics and boyish pranks from Homer and Bart must be easier to come up with than a story involving the emotional and mindful Simpson women. I love Marge and I feel there’s so much you could explore with her character, but I don’t have much hope with a bland and boring episode like this that they’ll ever give this woman her due. Homer and Marge attend the open house next door (I guess the Powers are officially gone for good now), where Marge is enraptured by their lavish, modern kitchen. Hearing his wife’s concerns regarding their own crap shack, Homer gets to work remodeling their kitchen, just so we can have some wacky physical comedy of him getting electrocuted and mindlessly smashing through walls with a sledgehammer. Eventually Marge hires a professional, and the result is an absolutely gorgeous, high-end kitchen, one that we will never, ever see again ever. It doesn’t even look like it belongs in the Simpson house, it’s so large that it seems like it would take up two-thirds of their bottom floor. Couldn’t they have just used the regular kitchen as a base model and just made it more flashy and nicer? Plus it has a $100,000 price tag, which I guess Homer can afford and Marge was a-OK with spending. All these small bits just eat away at me. This show used to champion itself in its attention to detail, now it’s just whatever we need, throw it in.

The new kitchen fires up Marge’s cooking mojo, enough so for her to enter into a big bake-off competition. However, she finds her fellow contestants are not so cordial, and they proceed to sabotage her dish during the contest. It’s all very random and strange how everyone immediately pounces on Marge specifically and flat-out ruins her entry with no consideration or repercussion. Discouraged but incensed, Marge sets out her revenge by dousing the other entries with baby ear medicine, cinching herself and Brandine (whose entry she thought was garbage) as finalists. However, Lisa witnessed her mother’s misdeeds and confronts her about it, in the most melodramatic and heavy-handed manner possible. Think back to “Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment” where she had a similar disillusionment to a parent: her childlike demeanor and innocent, but incredibly mindful questioning of her father’s actions were believable, and enough to eat away at Homer until he relented in the end. Here, Lisa completely vilifies her mother and corners her in a harshly direct fashion. No longer a child, now just an insanely moralistic rabble-rouser.

At the finals, Marge sets out to cheat once more, even though it’s done before a live audience and surely she could whip up something better than whatever literal gutter trash Brandine is making, but she ultimately admits to her misdeeds and wins Lisa back. Yawn. There’s a B-story here too, one that I’m having some trouble understanding. Marge uncovers Homer’s old Playdude magazines, and calls her husband’s bluff that he only kept them for the articles and cuts out all of the centerfolds. Bart and Milhouse uncover the edited nudie magazines, and decide they want to adopt the Playdude lifestyle, acting like suave bachelors from the 60s, wearing cushy robes and listening to smooth jazz. It’s that weird thing where they write Bart (and Lisa) so adult in recent years, it feels like whiplash slamming him back into a kid-like mindset, talking ignorantly about orgies and “getting some” without having any concept of sex. I really don’t know what to make of it, and I’m thinking that the writers probably didn’t either, just figuring that Bart talking about Norman Mailer and James Caan randomly appearing was funny. Another lousy, but ultimately innocuous episode to throw on the pile. And this was their premiere? Wow-wee.

Tidbits and Quotes
– “Blacula Meets Black Dracula” isn’t bad. “You mean a honky rink!” and their little strut is pretty great, but I still prefer “The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.”
– The Playdude Cover “The Girls of Kent State: Four Nude in Ohio” is wonderfully tasteless.
– Homer flips around from being brain dead and an asshole this show: plastering the kitchen ceiling two feet above the ground, then chucking items and screaming at the contractor Marge ends up hiring.
– Thomas Pynchon is at the church pot luck for some reason, spouting a bunch of joke references to things I don’t know about. I guess they had some extra time after they recorded him for “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife” and scribbled down a part for him in this show real fast.
– Flanders encourages Marge to enter the bake-off (“Up against you, I wouldn’t have a Hindu’s chance in heaven!”) Odd of him to say with Apu a short distance away. Plus I guess Apu hates his family and wants to ditch them now.
– Walking into the bake-off, competitors have nameplates, but some just read “Lunchlady Doris” and “Jasper” for some reason. Also Ruth Powers is there. Maybe she moved to another house in town or something.
– James Caan is just there in Bart’s treehouse. No explanation, just there. In “$pringfield,” not only did Bart opening his own casino tie into the main story and make sense for a kid to do, we got a great bit of how he got Robert Goulet to perform there (“Hi. You from the casino?” “I’m from a casino.” “Good enough, let’s go.”) Here, it’s just “We’re The Simpsons. We can get celebrities. Here’s a celebrity.”
– Marge prides herself for feeding her family on twelve dollars a week. Meanwhile she just let her husband spend a hundred grand on a new kitchen. The family can either be rich or they can be poor, but you’ve got to choose one, guys.
– The dream sequence of Homer meeting all the food mascots is pretty good (“Blood for cream!”) but it could’ve been shortened a bit. I also hate Homer calling out the mascots (“The Koobler Dwarves! Snip, Crinkle and Poof!”) It’s just like the real ones, but tweaked a bit! No different than Sprawl-Mart or Mapple.
– Lisa’s card is so pathetically saccharine. One scene she’s scornful and passive-aggressive like an adult, and now she’s been reduced to a child’s level again.
– We end with James Caan getting horribly killed in a similar fashion as his character from The Godfather. It’s just the toll booth scene redone note for note, so it’s not exactly a parody at all. Remember “Mr. Plow” when they actually did a parody of that scene involving Bart getting pelted with snowballs instead of bullets? It’s funny there because Bart is reacting as if he was getting shot. Even something like Marge beating up the mugger in “Strong Arms of the Ma” is better than this, it’s just as much of a non-parody, but at least it works as a payoff to our main story. Here, it’s just this random bizarre tag where we kill off our guest star. Very strange. And not funny.

(originally aired November 7, 2004)
I’m thinking my enjoyment of last season’s Halloween special was an anomaly, since now we’re back to them being bland and mildly irritating. In “The Ned Zone,” a freak accident causes Flanders to foresee people’s deaths by touching them. Y’know, just like that movie, The Dead Zone! Except it’s “The Ned Zone” because it’s about Flanders! I feel like sometimes they just choose the parody title then make it work afterwards, since there’s really no point in specifically giving Flanders this ability. Homer manages to squeeze his jerkass behavior into Halloween shows now, as he’s the one who gives Ned a concussion, then is basically responsible for Dr. Hibbert’s death, all to get back his stupid Frisbee. When Ned witnesses a future of him shooting Homer dead, he is about to leave town when Homer throws a gun in his hand and incessantly taunts him to shoot him. He is so unbelievably annoying and aggravating in this scene that you really do want Ned to shoot him. When he destroys the gun, Ned then sees that Homer will cause an explosion at the plant, killing everyone in town, just like in the source material. Even in their most extensive parodies like “The Shinning” and “Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace,” it seemed the series always had a unique spin on things. Here it’s just going through the motions. Everyone ends up dying, and Homer is rewarded for his intolerable buffoonery as God gives him back his Frisbee. Wonderful.

“Four Beheadings and a Funeral” brings us back to 19th century London, as Lisa and Bart step in for Sherlock Holmes and Watson as they try to track down the elusive Muttonchop Murderer, who’s been offing streetwalkers with the mystical Seven Swords of Osiris. British accents are attempted for the Simpsons, and some work (Dan Castellaneta), while some don’t (Julie Kavner), but for some reason no one else has an accent. Seeing what all the characters are up to in this new reality is kind of interesting: Comic Book Guy runs an exotic antiquities shop, Moe’s is now an opium den, and Apu is a local merchant, whose pigmentation makes him automatically suspicious (“Lock ’em up until we find someone darker, boys!”) The end twist of Wiggum being the killer for the most childish of reasons is pretty good, until they extend it with Kang and Kodos, and having it all be Ralph’s dream. But whatever, I guess if I had to pick, this segment is probably the best. It’s self contained in a fantasy, a few of the jokes work, and best of all, we don’t see a lot of Homer and he’s not an asshole.

“In the Belly of the Boss” is a parody of the famous scary movie Fantastic Voyage. Maggie ends up shrunk down and ingested by Mr. Burns, and it’s up to the rest of the Simpson family to save her in Professor Frink’s miniature vessel. Homer’s a dickhead in this one too, loudly ignoring Frink’s instructions and delaying their mission to save his infant daughter. When they finally do get Maggie, the ship becomes to heavy to pilot back, so someone must stay behind. The baby can’t weigh that much, there’s nothing else on that ship they can leave behind? But whatever, after suggesting one of his kids sacrifice themselves, Homer begrudgingly stays behind, and ultimately ends up regrowing to normal size within Mr. Burns’s body. This is the only thing in this segment, and really in this whole episode, that I really like. Seeing Homer grow and stretch out Burns’s flesh is wonderfully disturbing, as is him going out to dinner and the final dance number. It’s sort of reminiscent of the family going inside-out and dancing to “One” in “Treehouse of Horror V.” But I feel that’s giving this show way too much credit. Nothing in this episode is really too awful, it’s just kind of… blah. And if there’s any show that shouldn’t be ‘blah,’ it’s the Halloween show.

Tidbits and Quotes
– I like the cheesy sitcom opening with Kang and Kodos (“A fine meal like that deserves a hyper-galactic promotion.” “Hyper-galactic?!”) and the use of the Perfect Strangers theme song.
– The writers really like that Frisbee bit, carrying it through the entire segment. I hope they were amused, because I’m not.
– Hibbert saying “Welcome back, dawg” to Ned really bothers me. It’s like when they had him, Carl, Lou and Tatum drive in the same car so Homer could do the black power salute, or when Tatum punched him and said black-on-black violence must end… it’s like Hibbert being black is now a “thing,” whereas before it didn’t matter what skin color he had.
– The Rosie O’Donnell musical gag is so labored and obvious. My brain groaned loudly the second I saw that marquee.
– If Homer pestering Ned to shoot him wasn’t enough, we have Bart and Lisa talking about how everyone in town wants to shoot their father, and Lisa giving her approval for it. I know at this point Homer is no longer just an ordinary citizen like he used to be, but it just bothers me that we’re at the point where everyone in town hates Homer and wants him dead. Yeah, this is a Halloween show, but it’s no different than in “The Great Louse Detective” when everyone was attacking the Homer effigy, including Homer himself. Ugh.
– “I did it! I changed the future!” “What have I done? I’ve changed the future for the worst!” Thanks for narrating, Ned, I’d be lost unless someone explained everything for me.
– At least the episode gets its tired British jabs out of the way quickly with the Scotland Yard motto sign and Marge’s dialogue.
– Homer throwing skinny, scraggly addicts to slow down Bart and Lisa is a pretty good gag (“Opium ruuuuules!”)
– I like Wiggum’s last words as his escape balloon pops (“Remember me for my police work and not the murders!”)
– Nice R. Crumb-inspired drawing of the “retro-virus” (“Seriously though, touch one and you’re dead.”)
– Normally I’m all for gratuitous nudity, but the jokes with Marge and her swimsuit… ehh.