(originally aired October 26, 1997)
It always bummed me out that later seasons managed to bungle the Treehouse of Horror episodes. I’m sure they’re very tough to write, but it really represented a true fall from grace for the series that they were able to drop the ball again and again on their annual tradition of unbridled creative freedom and craziness. But we’ve got a couple good Halloween shows left in the tank, so let’s enjoy them, shall we? We got three great segments this time around, each one improving on the last. First is “The Homega Man,” where Homer finds himself the sole survivor after a neutron bomb hits Springfield, but he soon finds himself in the sights of his formerly living neighbors, who are now hideous flesh-eating ghouls. There’s a lot of great bits in this one, starting with Quimby’s adamant hatred of the French (“I stand by my ethnic slur!”), and France’s swift retaliation launching a missile from underneath the Eiffel Tower. A completely uninhibited Homer dancing nude in the church to “War” is a pretty classic scene. I especially love after “Say it again!” in the song, he responds, “Okay!” The dramatic chase scene seems kind of like filling time, but the fact that the ghouls have some weird radical roadster for some reason makes it goofy enough that I don’t mind. The finale’s pretty silly too, but I still remain entertained. It’s a Halloween show, it should be a little oddball.

In “Fly vs. Fly,” Homer buys Professor Frink’s old matter transporter, and some shenanigans by Bart results in his DNA getting spliced with a fly. So while Bart’s head is zipping around on a fly’s body, the Simpson family are stuck with Bart’s body with a hideous fly head grafted on it. I’m not sure which cast member voiced Fly Bart, but kudos to him for just doing a great bunch of angry disgusting noises, keeping him not so much a threat as just really animalistic and gross. I love how the family is very quick to take in and accept this new change. In fact, Homer seems to be much more affable toward his son than ever (such as an especially sick scene where he kisses Fly Bart’s forehead, leaving a trail of goo behind). The real Bart manages to get Lisa’s attention to get her to help him, and eventually restores the two to their proper bodies. There’s lots of great stuff floating around this one, from the weird inventions at Frink’s yard sale to all the lazy uses Homer has for his new transporter. The ending is pretty great too, with a swell of dramatic music as Homer seems to be having an epiphany… but is actually going to threaten his only son with murder (“I’ll chop you good!”)

“Easy Bake Coven” takes place in the 17th century, where “Sprynge-Fielde” is in the midst of a massive witch hunt. Marge is quickly signaled out, and in a test of her soul’s purity is pushed off a cliff. But it turns out she actually is a witch, and along with her hag sisters, they set out to rid the town of their delicious children to eat. Like “King Homer,” it’s neat seeing our characters in a completely different setting and how their personalities mesh with the times. Springfield’s traditional mob mentality translates perfectly to Puritan times; their quick ganging up on Marge with no evidence whatsoever is hysterical, as is the swift dismissal of Lisa’s Bible verse urging compassion (“Doesn’t the Bible say ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’?” “The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!”) The story strangely turns into a tale of the very first Halloween, as Maude Flanders manages to get the witches to swap their children for some delicious cookies instead. It’s kind of a neat ending, especially with Captain McAllister’s random narration (“It wasn’t long before this yearly custom became an annual tradition.”) All in all, three quality segments. Eight years of Halloween shows and they’re still pretty solid.

Tidbits and Quotes
– This is probably my favorite Treehouse intro with the FOX censor, which they nail immediately with his laughing out loud at something in the script, then swiftly crossing it out. I’ve heard quips from many writers about how executives would initially love certain material then later demand it be cut out. The censor appears to be doing a bang-up job with this script (“As the Fox censor it’s my job to protect you, from reality. And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight’s Simpsons Halloween special has been rated TV-G! This means there will be no raunchy NBC-style sex, or senseless CBS-style violence,”) at least until an arm holding a knife emerges from the ratings box and stabs him to death. I think this was also in the infancy of the parental ratings box as well, so pretty clever on them.
– Nice brief appearance by Herman in the first segment, showing Homer the ultimate bomb shelter, the Withstandinator (“It can take a six megaton blast. No more, no less.”) Also great is that when he’s reduced to a skeleton, Homer hands him back his canned goods and causes him to lose his other arm.
– Classic, oft-quoted Comic Book Guy quote, mere seconds before his death: “But Aquaman! You cannot marry a woman without gills! You’re from two different worlds!” And then… “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.”
– I love how quickly it takes Homer to notice what’s going on (“Jeez, what’s with all the death?”)
– I like that Flanders automatically designates the two groups as “freaks” and “norms,” like it’s pre-established rhetoric.
– At Frink’s yard sale, Lisa picks up a blivet, an famous optical illusion that could not and should not exist in the real world.
– Great Frink line welcoming the Simpsons (“Good morning, ma’am. Good afternoon, sir. It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically accurate.”)
– I love Homer’s pondering over purchasing the matter transporter (“Two bucks… and it only transports matter… well, ah… I’ll give you thirty-five cents.”)
– The fridge contains a full rack of Duffs, except for one similar looking can labeled “Cat Ear Medicine.” Guess which one Homer grabs through the transporter? Dan Castellaneta gives some great disgusted moans after taking a swig.
– Homer sets up the transporter by the toilet during one scene, then the scene ends with him haphazardly throwing his hand through the machine hitting Lisa in the face, meaning a disembodied hand socked an eight-year-old girl while sitting on the can. Stay classy, Simpsons.
– I love the two splices of Santa’s Little Helper and Snowball II, first both their heads (“Twice the pet and none of the mess!”) then both of their rears (“Ehhh, you can be Lisa’s.”)
– My favorite bit of the episode is probably the spider shaking its limbs in anger as the fly Bart flies away after tricking it.
– I love the conveniently marked “Door” button on the microwave. Because if it wasn’t labeled, we wouldn’t get that the button Lisa pushed caused the door to open! It’s integral!
– The ye olde courthouse is basically classic mob dog-piling in Springfield, except set three hundred years earlier. Mrs. Krabappel accuses Marge on how her whites come out much whiter than her’s. Moe is convinced (“Oh, I’ve heard enough, burn her!!“)
– Wiggum lays out how Marge’s due process works (“You sit on the broom and we shove you off the cliff. If you’re innocent, you will fall to an honorable Christian death. If you are, however, the bride of Satan, you will surely fly your broom to safety. At that point, you will report back here for torture and beheading.”)
– Nice nod to the classic Looney Tunes cartoons as the Bouviers float on their brooms and click their heels before they dash off, like Witch Hazel would do. I also love how they cackle loudly whilst airborne, and stop immediately upon landing.
– You know what… I’d eat a caramel cod. Why not? Smother anything with caramel, I’ll take a bite out of it.

(originally aired October 19, 1997)
Flashback episodes always seem to be a slam dunk for this show. Delving back into the past of our favorite family sheds light on the formation of their characters and how they came to be. Also, seeing them younger is always really cute, especially the case with the Simpson children. When Lisa’s saxophone is accidentally destroyed, Homer and Marge tell the tale of how she came to get the instrument. It’s a story that quickly gets usurped by another one about five-year-old Bart’s early school days. We see that li’l Bart was actually pretty excited about starting school before the institution quickly squashed any hope and spirit he had. It actually is kind of a tragic story, with Bart actually trying hard and actively participating. His mind is still developing, all kids minds develop at different rates, but the bitch teacher belittles this poor child at every turn instead of encouraging him. We see how words can be emotionally damaging to a boy like Bart, and how it can turn him off personal betterment forever. Poor kid.

Even before she even became a middle child, Lisa was getting overlooked, until school psychiatrist J. Loren Pryor notices her exceptional observation and critical thinking skills, and informs her parents that she is a gifted child. I’ve got to say, baby Lisa in “Lisa’s First Word” was pretty damn cute, but three-year-old Lisa is absolutely adorable. Yeardley Smith picks her voice up a bit and gives a great performance (I especially love how she mimics her father’s enthusiastic “Wave of the future!”) Of course, encouraging a gift comes with a high price tag for the local private school (Miss Tillingham’s School for Snotty Girls and Mama’s Boys) which the Simpsons can’t afford. Another possible enrichment option is to get her an instrument to fuel her creative brain, but money is pretty tight for something like that too. At King Toot’s, Lisa finds herself drawn to her soon to be beloved saxamaphone, but seeing its price, Homer must make a choice. He’s been sweating like a pig during the recent heat wave and is in dire need of an air conditioner. Will he splurge on that, or Lisa’s sax? Well, what do you think?

I’ll say my only minor complaint about this episode is that these flashback shows are getting a tad redundant. “I Married Marge” and “And Maggie Makes Three” are both episodes depicting how Homer will always sacrifice his personal happiness for the benefit of his family. The emotional impact is still here, but the third time around, it just isn’t quite as effective. But it’s kind of a theme that exists in the series proper as well: Homer is a man driven by his own selfish impulses, but time and time again he must manage to put them aside for the sake of those he loves most. So, again, a really minor issue with this great episode. The resolution to Bart’s story alleviates some of the sadness, where he finds his niche as a class clown and utters his first immortal catchphrase, “Eat my shorts.” In present day, Homer is out yet another air conditioner to pay for a new saxophone for Lisa, giving us a nice jazz tune to go out on amidst clips of her playing the sax in past episodes. It’s a nice little show, another look into the forgotten years of the Simpson family.

Tidbits and Quotes
– Mere years before Family Guy, All in the Family gets the Simpson treatment, with Homer and Marge singing their version of “Those Were the Days,” (“Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac / Coming out of my eight track / Michael Jackson still was black / Those were the days!”)
– Nice slam on the WB (“We’re proud to present on the WB, another bad show that no one will see!”) That network never really hit its stride… and now it’s dead. But how could it with such fine programming as the Krusty the Klown Story, starring Fyvush Finkel? We learn he was apparently married to Mia Farrow at one point (“Chan Ho, your mother Mia and I are getting a divorce.” “Chan Ho is over there. I am Chin Ho.” “Whoever you are! Just pass it along, kid!”) Watching this, Homer comments, “What a bad father!” As if on cue, Maggie walks by carrying a power drill. I also love the callback later where to cheer Lisa up, Homer offers to destroy something Maggie loves. Cut to the baby clutching the drill in response.
– Homer sets the stage for our flashback, with a very knowing reference (“The year was 1990. Back then, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was currently known as Prince. Tracey Ullman was entertaining America with songs, sketches, and crudely drawn filler material. And Bart was eagerly awaiting his first day at school.”)
– Homer tries to instill some words of wisdom onto his son as his father did him, but thinking back, he realizes they may not have been the most helpful (“Homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!” “Lousy traumatic childhood!”)
– Li’l Jimbo with the bunny shirt is ridiculously cute (“I look forward to wailing on all of you!”)
– Sad five-year-old Bart is so heartbreaking. This little kid was so full of promise that was completely dashed to bits. Not even “Curious George and the Ebola Virus” can cheer him up. A disturbing drawing of himself with knives in his back in a thunderstorm reading “SAD” raises Marge’s concerns a bit. The best scene is when she brings it to Homer’s attention. Not looking at the drawing, Homer gives an over-the-top enthusiastic reaction to how wonderful little Bart’s drawing is, which then immediately switches to horror when he actually looks it (“Burn it! Send it to hell!!”)
– I never quite got the Milhouse gay jokes considering his well-established crush on Lisa. I guess it’s commenting on the poor work of the psychologists, perhaps in trying to project themselves onto other kids? I dunno.
– I like Pryor’s advice for Bart (“Bart must learn to be less of an individual, and more a… faceless slug.”)
– The headmaster of the gifted school can’t budge on the price, unless of course they’re a minority group. Homer immediately adapts a (terrible) Spanish accent, but the headmaster isn’t fooled. Homer then shifts to Chinese for some reason, “Aah-so…” Marge’s line to her daughter (“Come on, honey, I guess this is a world you’ll never know”) is pretty discouraging. This is kind of a bummer episode up until the end.
– I like Homer’s vision of what museums are like, him playing foosball with Michelangelo’s David. He beats him and asks who’s next. The figure from Munch’s “The Scream” appears, yelling, “Meeeeeeeee!”
– Homer demands Marge to name one man who’s ever been successful without air conditioning. Marge cites Balzac, to which Homer retorts, “No need for potty mouth just because you can’t think of one.”
– Nice that we see the white Snowball I a few times in this flashback.
– Even Flanders can’t stand for Homer’s blatant thievery, ripping his air conditioner out of the wall and shoddily propping it to his. Homer is quick to defend (“I admit it looks bad, Flanders, but haven’t you heard of ‘let he who is without sin cast the first stone?'”) On cue, li’l Todd Flanders, who is definitely without sin, chucks a rock at Homer (“Got him, dad!”)
– Bart’s teacher is such a bitch (“And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see children, there is hope for anyone.” “Even me?” “No.”)
– Li’l Milhouse is pretty cute too. I love his unusually astute observation that “the world needs a clown,” inspiring Bart to be the kid he is today.
– The ever observant Lisa counts thirteen pickled eggs and one cockroach in Moe’s jar. A nervous Moe laughs, “Who are you, sweetheart, the health inspector?” The actual inspector is just a little bit down the bar. To cover, Moe offers a free margarita… that has a dirty syringe in it (“Uh, that’s a parasol.”)
– So now King Toot’s isn’t right next to Moe’s, but perhaps they moved sometime between now and the present day. Still run by the same guy though.
– I love the two inscriptions on Lisa’s saxes: “To Lisa: Never Forget Your Daddy Loves D’oh!” and “Dear Lisa: May Your New Saxophone Bring You Years Of D’oh!”
– Apu appears for no reason through the episode and sticks around… for no reason, but I still love it, especially at the very end where he appears exiting the kitchen with a sandwich (“Will you get off my lawn?” “Why don’t you make me?” “Why… oh, I give up.”)

(originally aired September 28, 1997)
This episode is a little bit controversial. And by ‘little bit,’ I mean it’s the most controversial of the entire series. Similar to “Homer’s Enemy,” people often cite this one when talking about the death of the show, how the episode spat in the faces of the fans by disrupting the established canon. I can’t say that I share the vehement hate, but I do have a couple issues with this episode. There’s a lot to talk about here, so let’s blow through the story first: Springfield is shocked at the arrival of Sgt. Seymour Skinner, who our Skinner reveals to be the genuine article. It turns out he’s really Armin Tamzarian, a Capitol City street punk who was sent to the army, where he befriended and developed a deep respect for the sergeant, then upon visiting Springfield to tell Skinner’s mother of his apparent death, assumed his identity for his mother’s sake. With the real Skinner back, Armin realizes he needs to stop pretending and moves back to the city. But Agnes, Edna and the others find they’d rather have the old Skinner back, but coming up with a solution to this issue won’t be so easy. Or they could just tie Sgt. Skinner to the flatbed of a train and send him out of town. Easy enough.

Let’s unravel this story step by step. On the whole, I don’t have an issue with Skinner being an “imposter,” and I don’t think it ruined his character. It made him a little bit richer, actually. Being under the wing of Sgt. Skinner showed him the errors of his past, and in the future as principal, he would push strict obedience so kids wouldn’t end up like he did. And as an orphan with no real life back home, I kind of get why he would want to stay in Springfield as Skinner, to preserve the legacy of a man he felt so highly of. Kind of. Now for what doesn’t make sense. Let’s just say that Agnes is the only living family member Skinner had. Springfield is a multi-generational town, a lot of people tend stick around there, so you’re telling me there’s nobody there that knew Skinner prior to being shipped out who ran into Tamzarian as Skinner and questioned this? Does Skinner sign leases and contracts as Skinner or Tamzarian? What about when he re-enlisted in the army? They must not have taken too kindly for the shenanigans. I’m willing to go half-way with a few of these points, but there’s just so many dangling issues involving a back story twist this major. Ultimately, it’s kind of a hard pill to swallow.

There’s also the issue with the real Skinner, in that we don’t really get to know him all that well. Again, I can sort of understand what they’re going for in the third act. We see the real Skinner in action, and he’s just out of touch enough with the rest of the characters that they’d feel uneasy about him and they’d want the old Skinner back. But what did he do so wrong? As a man who was a POW for decades, he took mild offense to Bart’s warped version of the pledge. And he goes out late and borrows his mother’s car. I guess that’s the point, that the characters are quick to want to get rid of this mild shake-up in their daily lives. The whole story is just so bloated and large that the final act feels rushed. We’re not sure what to make of Sgt. Skinner. He’s certainly not a bad guy, but he’s not all that nice either. When he gets the boot at the very end, you feel kind of bad for him. With someone like Frank Grimes, everything was building to the point of his demise and it fit with the running theme, but here, I’m not 100% clear on what’s being accomplished.

Any fan who hasn’t listened to the commentary for this episode should give it a listen. Writer Ken Keeler gives a vehement defense of it, in response to vicious Internet dwellers who wanted his head after its original airing. He talks about how the point of the episode may have ultimately ended up a little unclear, but it’s supposed to be a meta episode involving a shift in the status quo and the characters responding by sweeping the problem under the rug and pretending it never happened. Now I can’t besmirch Keeler. The man’s written some of the best episodes of Futurama, so he’s pretty skilled with a pen. But I will say if the aim here was to make a meta episode, they certainly kept it to themselves. Everything in the episode is handled so seriously, with dramatic music cues and scenes of serious dialogue. There’s no real wink to the audience. Call back to “Poochie” where Roy shows up to “spice up” the show, but there’s nothing like that here. All in all, it’s a very bizarre episode that misses its intended mark, but not the horribly offensive disaster many make it out to be. Skinner’s backstory may be a bit muddled, but I’d say “Hurricane Neddy” was much more damaging to Flanders than this is to Skinner. A somewhat interesting episode with a few laughs, but definitely bit off more than it could possibly chew in twenty-two minutes.

Tidbits and Quotes
– Nice opening with Skinner and his anal-retentive inspection of the school hallways. Chalmers is quite off-put (“Good lord! The rod up that man’s butt must have a rod up its butt!”)
– It’s kind of sweet at the beginning how Agnes berates Skinner into taking her out (“I’m sick of this house, and I’m sick of you!”) as a ruse to get him to his surprise party. It’s nice to see deep down she cares about her son. Speaking of, a whole other essay could be written on the degree in which she knew if Seymour was her son or not. It’s all a big tangled web.
– Lisa and Ralph tag team a presentation on Skinner’s life and achievements. Ralph brings it home (“When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner!”)
– Narrating his flashback, Tamzarian speaks of how in his lowlife days, it was only a matter of time before he ended up in front of a judge. Then young Armin plows his motorcycle into one (“They gave me a choice. Jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady. Of course, if I had known there was a war going on, I probably would’ve apologized.”)
– I like that after Agnes’s dramatic proclamation “I have no son!”, Homer frankly responds, “Look, lady, obviously you have at least one son.”
– Tamzarian announces he’s giving up his position as principal. Chalmers asks the real Skinner if he’s qualified to take over (“It’s been my lifelong ambition. And if a man pretending to be me can do it, well, then, logically, the real me must be far more qualified.” “Good enough.”)
– There’s a nice moment when Tamzarian leaves; he gives Skinner back his pocket watch, noting that his mother’s picture is inside and to take care of her. Skinner responds, “I’ll wind her every day.” I feel like this is a telling line about his character, but I’m not entirely sure if I should take it positively or negatively.
– I like the opening of the third act where the news crew continually irritate Brockman, first in using the incorrect Skinner picture, then inserting the right one upside-down (“Idiots!”)
– Skinner is welcomed back to his home town with open arms, and he is quite pleased (“I must say, in many ways, Springfield really beats the old slave labor camp.”)
– Nice scene with Tamzarian working for Topless Nudes, reading off his script as flatly as possible (“Capital City’s nakedest ladies. They’re not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively.”)
– The ending is pretty crazy. First, Homer spells out what is seemingly the point of the episode (“So he’s a fraud. I don’t care! His mom doesn’t care! Do any of you care?”) But I dunno, I kinda care. A little. Then Sgt. Skinner shows up and demands he be treated with some respect. Then they tie him down and ride him out of town. It’s just doesn’t feel right, although I do like Judge Snyder’s decree at the end (“And I further decree that everything will be just like it was before all this happened! And no one will ever mention it again… under penalty of torture.”) Skinner claims that he’s going to loosen up a bit, but the town has just made it clear that they must keep the status quo, so that ain’t happening (“From now on, you’re going to see a new Seymour Skinner!” “Oh no we won’t!” “…yes, mother.”)

(originally aired September 24, 1997)
Right at the top of season 9, we have a show we’d see plenty more of in the future: travel episodes. We’ve certainly seen the family venture outside of Springfield in the past, but many times they were tied to a larger story, like “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington” or “Bart vs. Australia.” The Simpsons trotting the globe would become more a frequent event, almost once a season at some points, featuring isolated set pieces showing how wacky Brazil or Africa or England or wherever is. But enough grimness, this one is actually pretty good, as the Simpsons travel to the Big Apple. The lead-in is pretty fantastic; Moe is forced to instate a designated driver for the night, which ends up being Barney. Turns out it’s the worst possible night, as Moe’s receives a visit from  Duffman, the party hardy company spokesman. I was dying the first time I watched this. Hank Azaria is hysterical as Duffman, such a loud, gregarious character who loves to party down with his favorite distilled alcoholic beverage. With his “Oh Yeah” theme music and cheerleader sidekicks, he’s the ultimate macho mascot for a beer company. Such a booze-fueled fun-packed night of which he cannot partake in drives a sober Barney mad, who drives his buddies home with Homer’s car and isn’t seen again for two months. Homer eventually discovers his car is impounded in New York City, so the family makes a trip there to retrieve it.

The running bit through the episode is Homer’s fear and hatred of the city due to his one bad experience there as a youth, which we see in a glorious aged film flashback. Every bad thing that could possibly happen to young Homer does, scored and timed like a Charlie Chaplin silent film. It’s not exactly clear if he’s exaggerating any of these happenings or not, but I don’t believe so. Stranger things have happened in the Simpsons universe. Begrudgingly returning to the city, Homer warns his family about its many dangers, becoming increasingly more irate and paranoid as the episode goes on. Some may think this is pushing Homer a bit too outlandish, but I don’t think so. It’s like when one bad incident in a place you’ve been to turns you off to that place for good, except in this case, it’s put through the ignorant Homer filter. To him, New York is a town of insane people, and he’s got to get out of there before it taints himself or his family. I personally love how insane it gets in the end. I laugh so hard at the boot scraping off all the metal around the fender, and his personal satisfaction of jackhammering said boot once he’s got it off the car, at the cost of nearly destroying his entire vehicle.

While Homer is having a miserable time, the rest of the family sees the sights of the city. It’s more what we’ve come to expect later with these travel shows. With new material to mine, the writers have a field day, with plenty of great jokes: Marge marveling at lame “landmarks” like Fourth Avenue and Governor’s Island, crazy bums on the subway, Bart warding immigrants away from Ellis Island (“Country’s full!” “Alright, you heard the lady,”) and skinned rabbits in Chinatown. The highlight is when they take in a musical, “Kickin’ It: A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Center,” a show-stopping production on how money and fame gives you plenty of legal wiggle room (“I should put you away where you can’t kill or maim us / but this is LA, and you’re rich and famous!”) It’s such a well written number. I’ve seen a fair share of shows on Broadway, and this definitely sounds like it was pulled right out of one. This episode is a nice love letter to New York. With its good and bad representations, it does capture the aura of the city, in an exaggerated Simpsons fashion. It’s a really enjoyable watch, and definitely slides into the “good travel episode” category.

Tidbits and Quotes
– I like seeing Barney walking out of Moe’s back room with a robe brushing his teeth. In later seasons it’s revealed that he lives upstairs, on the second floor that the bar clearly doesn’t have.
– Dan Castellaneta does a great job as Barney here, getting more unhinged as his sober night goes on. I especially love when he hears the faint sounds of “Oh Yeah” in the background, he knows exactly what’s in store (“Oh no… not tonight… not tonight!!“) I also like when the drunk masses are chanting for him to chug his prize beer, he insists he’s the designated driver in a close-up shot of his crazed, sweaty eyes. Later, he expresses his displeasure to his inebriated friends spouting nonsense in the car (“Oh, that’s just drunk talk! Sweet, beautiful drunk talk…”)
– Homer’s homemade car is kind of silly, but I love his devotion to the idea (“Marge, you can stand there finding faults or you can knit me some seat belts.”)
– Lisa reads the note regarding Homer’s impounded car (“If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.”)
– Highlights of Homer’s New York flashback include the titles on the porno theater (“The Godfather’s Parts, II”) and the marquee ticker Homer reads (“Crime up 8,000,000 Percent”) before he’s pickpocketed and a bird steals his hot dog.
– The Internet picked up the unfortunate image on the magazine Lisa holds up, New York: $9, with the Twin Towers right next to it acting as “11.” As if this episode needed more unfortunate allusions. I guess I should touch on this point: given the show is centered around Homer waiting at World Trade Center Plaza, this episode was pulled from syndication for a few years following 9/11. It returned mostly intact, though I think they removed the bit with the two guys in the towers yelling back and forth, and the unfortunate line, “They stick all the jerks in Tower 1.”
– Second appearance of Very Tall Man! It’s not the best joke, but it’s great to see him back.
– I love the phone call to the parking violations bureau, with the alternating voices between cheery and gruff (“You will be assessed the full fine, plus a small large lateness fee.”)
– Ah, the classic Klauh Kalesh vendor. Highly quoted in my high school days (“Mountain Dew or crab juice.” “Ewwwwww… I’ll take the crab juice.”) Great performance by Hank Azaria too.
– I don’t think Lisa would be so naive to think the rabbits in the window wouldn’t be dead, but I like Marge’s weak response (“They’re just sleeping, upside down… and inside out…”) Also great is Bart’s hijinks caused at a Chinese vendor (“Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!”)
– Now, that the Twin Towers would only have one working bathroom each on the top floor is really dumb. And what bathroom has a giant window by the urinal where you can look outside? But whatever, I still love the frantic sequence as the ending of our second act, as of course Homer just missed the parking enforcement guy and lets out a “D’oh!” that echoes through the entire city.
– I really love how furious Homer gets as the third act goes on. A highlight is when he turns the radio on, “Everything is Beautiful” plays, and in a rage, he kicks it in, busting it.
– “Kickin’ It” is fantastic, as is the family’s commentary (“When I grow up, I want to be in the Betty Ford Center.” “You better start saving now. It’s very expensive.” “Shhh, they’re strapping down Liza Minelli.”)
– Homer goes pretty nuts at the end, trying to cut off the horse and carriage and getting whipped in the eye. It’s bordering on the crazy insane Homer of later years, but it’s all built to this point and still makes me laugh so I don’t mind. After the day he’s had, it’s understandable that he may not be in his best sorts. Then of course, the end where a twitching Homer drives across the bridge out of town behind a garbage truck, as dirty wrappers and bags of biohazard waste hit him through his smashed windshield (“What a magical city. Can we come back next year, Dad?” “We’ll see, honey… we’ll see…”)