(originally aired May 7, 2000)
Here’s another episode where I find myself with not much to say. It’s not so bad in the way that it’s totally bland, just that I don’t have any specific commentary to dole out. Inspired by a ridiculous (and very amusing) Latin dance film, Lisa decides she wants to take up dancing, but ultimately is stuck struggling with tap under the tutelage of famed ex-child actor Little Vicki. Vicki is a pretty good character, playing off of Shirley Temple basically, with a sort of bitter, spiteful streak to her. Like most great adults in Springfield, she isn’t shy or hesitant about belittling young children. She works for what she is, and gets her fair share of laughs (“Turn that frown upside down! …that’s a smile, not an upside down frown. Work on that too!”) There are a couple other isolated moments of greatness coming from the likes of Chief Wiggum and Professor Frink, but they seem to be few and far between.

This isn’t really a bad episode, but there’s definitely not much here. Lisa wants to pursue dancing like she saw in the film, but ends up in tap basically as a result of a joke. So when she’s no good at it, there’s no real desire for her to continue since she didn’t want to do it in the first place. That’s why they needed to shoehorn the completely out-of-left-field notion that she didn’t want to let her parents down by giving up when they shower her with praise and call her their “Broadway baby” apropos of nothing. They should have either bored that in earlier in the show, or gave her another reason not to quit. I could be mistaken, but a later episode had Lisa take up ballet when her mother failed at it, so it had an angle of Marge living through her child. I’m sure it was bad, but even that makes more sense than this does.

And now for our big dumb ending. We can’t even have a simple Lisa episode without culminating in an over-the-top climax. Professor Frink notices Lisa’s plight and figures he can help. He places a sensor into Lisa’s shoes that will move in reaction to sound, thus she will be able to tap in time with the rest of her class. Now, this… doesn’t make sense. Let’s say that it could work that Lisa could manage to control her own upper body while her feet move of their own accord. But it just becomes more and more of a stretch when she starts doing splits, slides and back flips when Little Vicki tries to outdo her in the performance, then starts going absolutely mental when the audience applauds wildly. This ending just felt way too out of place in what should have been a smaller, more intimate show. So yeah, it’s a pretty alright episode slightly tarnished by a ludicrous ending. Oh, there’s also that B-plot of Bart and Milhouse in the mall, but I got nothing to say on that. Amusing at parts, but wholly disposable. You’re telling me there’s not one camera in that whole mall that wouldn’t have picked up their antics? Only in Springfield…

Tidbits and Quotes
– I really like the Cyborganizer (“I can streamline any procedure, except this thing you call love,”) and Homer’s lament of how the network retooled it so that he’s a single father.
– Homer getting eye surgery is just another excuse to give Dan Castellaneta’s vocal cords a workout. And to have a truly disgusting shot of his eyes crusting over. [shudder]
– It’s a little odd that in this season we’ve had the only other two characters Yeardley Smith has ever played, and since her voice is so distinct, they’re both parallels of Lisa. Here, it’s Lisabella, the mousy librarian turned sexy dance star in Tango De La Muerte. The film is full of lots of great bits and lines (“There is just one dance that will beat them: the Tango de la Muerte.” “Only one man was crazy enough to dance that dance, and he is dead! “My twin brother, Freduardo. But where he died, I shall live… in his apartment.”)
– Great sign gag with the Little Vicki dance school, as the motorized pinky into the cheek continues to bore into the metal sign.
– Vicki’s “tappa-tappa-tappa” schtick starts to grow a bit thin, but it’s saved by this line (“Back when I was your age, I had forty three movies under my belt, and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa! I would’ve killed for tappa-tappa-tappa!”)
– Bart and Milhouse skip out going to camp to hide out at the mall. Then later the mall owner mentions that it’s President’s Day weekend. They’re doing a week-long camping trip in February? What’s that about?
– It’s silly and obvious, but I love the bit with Wiggum and the ACME anvil (“Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?” “I don’t know, Chief. It’s a million to one.” “I like those odds!”)
– The mall story really has no ending. The police bring in a mountain lion for some reason to catch a rat, then Bart and Milhouse dissuade it with some yarn. A string hangs from the lion’s mouth, and Lou assumes it’s the rat’s tail, and that’s the end. …okay?
– I love the violent nature of the “dimpling” and how cheerful Vicki is about enforcing it on children (“Now this may hurt a lot! What am I saying, ‘may’?”)
– Me and my friends have quoted “Why walk when we can dance!” many times over. It’s just a wonderfully dumb line for this dumb play. Homer is enthralled though (“Where’s Lisa?” “Shhh! This plot is hard enough to follow as it is.”)
– Homer’s been pretty absent this episode after the eye surgery thing, so we gotta cram in some Jerkass-ness at the end, first with him trampling over Frink’s attempts to cheer Lisa up, then we end on more Homer screaming after he grabs Frink’s weasel weapon. …that sounded unintentionally sexual, I apologize.

(originally aired April 30, 2000)
I think at some point, John Swartzwelder noticed the decline of the series or he himself lost interest and just began punking his fellow writers, and then nobody got the joke. The man responsible for some of the greatest episodes of the show’s prime now has his name attached to some of the worst of these later years. Now either the scripts got completely botched in the rewrites (of which Swartzwelder is not present), or he’s just fucking with us. I kinda feel it to be both. You flip through some of his novellas and you know that not only is he still hysterical, but he is quite partial to over-the-top silliness. So basically I’m not entirely sure who to point the blame for some of these episodes, particularly this one, definitely one of the worst of the entire series. Messy, uninspired, derivative, directionless… I could throw about more negative adjectives, or I could just give you a plot synopsis. I don’t even need to critique that much. Just read this shit, it speaks for itself.

Homer is shocked after taking a magazine quiz revealing he only has three more years to live. It’s basically the beginning of “Wizard of Evergreen Terrace,” but worse, where we have him become a sleep-deprived insane wreck. A lot of times Homer has acted like a mental patient, but here where he actually is one, it’s just as not funny. The plant psychiatrist suggests he take a sabbatical, and soon the family is off to sunny Florida to get some rest. Unfortunately they’ve arrived during a rowdy spring break bash. Despite him being completely incapacitated prior, Homer is now an insane wannabe party animal, acting as obnoxiously as possible. There’s also a running bit of him trying to look cool to today’s youth, another plot string that’s been lifted from a previous episode. When spring break ends, Homer tries to keep the party going and drags his family along with him, but ends up mowing down the beloved town mascot, Captain Jack the gator. Now the family is on the run from the law, and holy shit, we’re not even to act three yet…

So more crazy shit happens… the Simpsons work at a diner in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, they’re caught and put in a chain gang, they end up catering at a fancy party for some reason, then try to escape and fail, then the gator’s alive again and they can go. Whatever. What a fucking travesty of an episode. There’s just so much shit in here that makes so little sense it’s frustrating. Why would Homer want to tackle a lost child? Why would the entire family fall asleep while their goddamn car is being pushed by a train? Why does the family become a bunch of hicks for some reason? Why be so complicit with Homer after he’s basically ruined everything? As you may have guessed, there’s no theme here, it’s like they had four stories lying around and just pieced them together. They attempt to justify that Homer’s exhaustion from partying and subsequent passing out cured his insomnia, but it’s done so haphazardly. This episode doesn’t care about its own rules, or logic, or proper characterization, or humor. It’s just a bunch of stuff that happens, but done in the least coherent and least funny way possible. A true landmark of awfulness for the series.

Tidbits and Quotes
– Homer’s a swell guy right off the bat giving Flanders a ‘sex test’ and belittling him for all the crying he did. Apparently he forgot that his wife died (“Six months ago. You were at the funeral. You fell into the grave!” “Oh, yeah. I saw a gopher. What a day!”) Man, this guy sucks!
– I did smirk at the ridiculous set-up for one of Homer’s quizzes (“There’s a black widow at the door, a rattlesnake in the window, and a scorpion on the phone…”)
– Why would Marge recoil in horror after checking Homer’s life expectancy quiz? She shouldn’t be giving it any credence at all.
– More useless guest stars to add to the pile. Was having Charlie Rose and Robert Evans on the show really necessary?
– If nothing else (and really, there is nothing else), this episode gave me the moniker of Florida being “America’s Wang,” which has come in handy since I’ve moved here.
– Do the writers realize when they’ve turned Homer into an asshole, and how it’s really kind of worrying? Act one ends with him helping some rowdy teens flip the car with his wife and children, including an infant, inside. They could have been really hurt. That Homer is just so wacky!
– I don’t mind Kid Rock and Joe C., they fit perfectly into spring break. It’s just they have no material written for them, other than to react to Homer’s moronic escapades. Homer’s just this comedy imp now, appearing on stage for no reason to get drunk, then takes the mike and tries to play up the crowd. Just a drunken idiot raving like a lunatic. That’s our lovable protagonist.
– I like the bit of Homer attempting to drive without a license, and being surprised that the engine was able to start.
– So the car jumps over the railroad tracks and stops. We see the car has stopped in frame and it’s still on road. Cut back to the sheriff. Then cut back to the car, which is now on another set of tracks. Fucking lazy. What is happening? And once more, why would the family just fall asleep? Even for Homer this is a stretch. And the conductor wouldn’t have stopped after hitting a vehicle with people inside, let alone wait for many, many hours to do something about it? Fucking bullshit.
– I really don’t feel like talking about this episode anymore… I can’t really dissect or explain what the hell happens in act three, because it really is just whatever the writers could pull out of their ass. Like there’s this diner literally in the middle of the swamp that can afford four new employees, and the owner lets them sleep in her trailer. Then they get caught and are sent to prison, and Bart, Lisa and Maggie are in the chain gang! What? Then later when the family tries to escape, the whipping guy whips the door shut, then whips over a torch creating a ring of fire around them. And the family applauds him for no fucking reason. Then Captain Jack is okay and they’re banned from Florida, and apparently every other state but two, in a fucking stupid ending to a fucking atrocious fucking show. …fuck.

(originally aired April 9, 2000)
So here we have our last of the “big change” episodes of this season, where Barney finally sobers up. And like all the other changes, it barely had any effect on the rest of the series. Barney was still always planted at Moe’s, only now they rotated in a less dissolved character design for him and gave him a coffee mug in place of a beer stein. And then a few seasons later he was off the wagon. So forget about the “impact” of this episode because there isn’t one, we’ll take it as its own story. I do feel like it could have been a lot worse… but similarly feel it could be a lot better too. So rock bottom for Barney is when he sees videotape of his birthday party, which he doesn’t remember, where he gets absolutely plastered, per usual. Seeing this footage horrifies him, and he vows to give up drinking. In its place, he challenges himself to take up helicopter lessons. It isn’t long before he and Homer have a falling out regarding Barney lamenting all the time he wasted at Moe’s, and the two must patch things up before show’s end.

To be honest, this isn’t really a story I cared much about seeing. It took us eleven seasons to come up with the concept that the town drunk should go sober? Maybe they thought it would tread over the same ground as “Duffless.” And now I have to compare this to that great episode now. Alcohol is Barney’s whole life, being drunk is his primary character trait. If done in an interesting way, taking that away from him could be interesting, to give him a whole new side of his personality. Bring back the academic Barney we’ve seen in flashbacks, but with a twist. Here, we barely see Barney actually struggling with wanting a beer. Compare this with the incredible suffering Homer had all throughout “Duffless.” Speaking of, Homer is all over this episode, and serves only to distract and annoy. A killer scene is when he and Barney have their falling out in the helicopter, where Homer basically acts like a petulant child. Barney explains to Homer that while he’ll always cherish his memories at Moe’s, he’d rather not spend his days getting smashed beyond belief. Homer’s reaction? “Oh, so you’re better than me, is that it!” He then tells Barney to take him home or he’ll scream, and runs upstairs crying like a little girl once home. It’s always good to make your hero a petty, insufferable baby, right?

Though there’s plenty of material you could have gotten from the A-story, the writers ran low I guess, so we have a B-story of Bart and Lisa going around town trying to find the perfect picture to enter to be the new Springfield phone book cover. It’s amusing enough as filler, but in the end it intertwines with the main story when the two are caught in a wildfire, and it’s up to Barney and his helicopter to save the day. The climax is a bit over the top, but dramatic enough. I do like the stupidness of how Barney almost relapses, and how Homer takes one for the team, and how touched Barney is (“You brave man. You took six silver bullets for me!”) With any other character, it wouldn’t work, but with Barney, who knows beer better than anyone, he knows the impact and the danger it has. So here I am once more at another impasse: an episode that’s sort of middle of the road. There are a few bits that I did enjoy about it, but the plot really could have been expounded on more to give us more insight into Barney and his addiction. Instead we got lots of dumb Homer jokes. Plus knowing the writers would do nothing with sober Barney, the feeling of it all being for naught lingers over this episode. So yeah, nothing special, but nothing horrible either.

Tidbits and Quotes
– The opening with Homer and the tiki god is absolute garbage, just more of him being an idiotic child. So he redirects the gas line, and ends up catching it on fire. He darts off to Moe’s as the fire is crawling down the line. The whole house could have caught on fire, perhaps triggered a reaction from something inside, and caused an explosion. Homer running from a raging fire at his home stranding his wife and children? Classic comedy!
– Great bit of Moe’s other videotape, desperately waiting for a mysterious package to be slipped through the mail slot. I can only imagine what filthy, awful thing he’s got in there…
– Carl’s “morning-after” stationary is fantastic (“I’m deeply sorry for…”)
– Act two we see Barney cleaning out his apartment of all liquor bottles and beer ephemera, going to start his life anew. Then he slides down a fireman’s pole into Moe’s, asking for a beer. Easy joke, yeah, but he lives above Moe’s? We’ve see the building hundreds of times, and it’s very clear there’s only one story. They could have just done a smash cut from Barney at the mirror to him rushing into Moe’s. It’s just another example of the mentality of, hey, we’ll throw this gag in here, who cares if it makes no sense or not?
– I like the asshole announcer for the phone book contest flashing the mailing address on the screen for mere seconds. Searching for a camera, Bart and Lisa check the elusive closet in the foyer, which is chock full of callbacks to previous episodes, from the Mr. Plow jacket to the town crier hat and bell.
– Nice shot of the Play-Doh factory. Feels like a good ol’ classic gag.
– Barney returns to Moe’s to make amends for his misdeeds (“I broke bar stools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.” “Well, that would explain the drop-off in play.”)
– Firetrucks would be putting out the wildfire, but are all being used for Burt Reynold’s latest movie. Reynolds himself explains (“I play Jerry ‘Fireball’ Mudflap, a feisty Supreme Court justice searching for his birth mother while competing in a cross-country firetruck race. It’s… garbage.”)
– Even Barney’s new coffee addiction could have been expounded upon more than just a quick joke at the finale. It’s a good observation of how one could jump from one addiction to another, where the problem isn’t so much the substance itself, but one’s dependency on it. I think that kind of thinking might be too much for the show at this point though…

(originally aired March 19, 2000)
It almost seems unfair that this episode must inevitably be compared to “Lisa’s Wedding,” one of the greatest, perhaps the most touching episodes the series has ever done. But that’s the risk you run when you return to the well, I suppose. Certainly the writers can take another stab at interpreting the future of the Simpsons, go in a different direction and explore the family in a different time, place and mental state decades down the road. It may not be on the level of “Wedding,” but it could have been its own unique enjoyable experience. Or, we can get this episode, which is unimaginably lazy and completely devoid of anything interesting or funny to say about the future, or anything else for that matter. Our road to the vision of the future is even clunky; while “Wedding” spent time setting up the Renaissance fair, as well as Homer and Lisa’s strained relationship, this episode shifts gears on a dime to an Indian casino, where Bart ends up getting caught sneaking in by the management. The casino manager is then prompted to show Bart a vision of what his future holds if he does not change his bad boy ways.

Future Bart is a wanna-be musician and worthless bum, living with Ralph in a shitty bungalow by the sea. When they are booted from said residence, and all other attempts at mooching off loved ones proves fruitless, Bart is left with one option: move in with and incessantly bother Lisa, President of the United States seeking re-election. It makes for a great story when your main character is a pathetic loser who aggravates everyone for the entire running time, receives an unearned “success” at the end and learns nothing. Plus, what a boring interpretation of Bart. A slacker who still has his ten-year-old mentality? The Bart in “Wedding” makes a lot more sense. Hell, him as a Supreme Court Justice makes more sense than the Bart we have here. It’s just plain sad to see him like this. Everyone else is just as much of a bore. Lisa as President? Again, unoriginal and improbable characterization. And to pad the story out more, we’ll have Homer search for Lincoln’s gold. Brilliant work, guys.

Everything in this episode just feels lazy and off. Not only have none of the characters matured, but neither have their voices. Bart, Ralph and Milhouse in particular still sound like kids. Think back to the great voice Nancy Cartwright did for Bart in “Wedding.” What happened? I guess they figured it would be too much work. The future technology is not funny and too outlandish, providing no interesting or telling views for life in the future like “Wedding” did. …yeah, this whole review has just been comparisons to the other future episode, but what do you propose I do? The differences are clear as day how one is brilliant and the other is crap. “Wedding” created a vision of the future that was believable, both in terms of where we see the characters and of the universe it created and what societal differences there would be based on trends in our present. In this episode, it’s all just characters doing wacky things and old future jokes we’ve seen so many times before (Soylent Green! Outrageous!) Putting aside the comparison to the transcendent “Wedding,” this episode is just abysmal. It really felt like they were sleepwalking through it.

Tidbits and Quotes
– How the Simpsons get to the casino is really astonishing. They turn back from the insect-overrun campground, there’s a brief pause in the car, then Bart announces impromptu, “Hey, look, a casino!” Homer immediately turns in, and there we are. I guess the impulsive nature of it is supposed to be the point, but it was just so fast and random. It just felt like they had no idea how to segue and just gave up.
– I guess I should address the return of Gabbo and Arthur Crandall. Or maybe I won’t, since there really isn’t anything to say about it other than it’s there.
– This future world doesn’t strike me from the start. Ralph rooming with Bart? I mean, realistically, I feel Ralph will need to be living with assistance since he’s mentally handicapped. But why have him in the episode at all? We don’t get into what his job is or what his future is like, he’s just there. It would have made more sense if Bart was mooching off Milhouse, who could have had a lucrative job and maybe a girlfriend or wife who convinced him to kick him out, then that starts the plot moving. I’d buy that. But instead, we have Milhouse as Lisa’s secretary for some Godforsaken reason. And Kearney’s part of the secret service? What? It’s like they desperately needed these familiar characters to fall back on rather than develop some new material that could stand on its own
– Future Bart really is just obnoxious. Seeing him bilk a blind Flanders out of more money is really disheartening. As is the cheap joke of making Rod and Todd gay.
– I guess the fanboy in me likes that Nelson’s outfit is kind of fitted like Biff’s from Back to the Future Part II. And I buy him as a sleazy nightclub owner. But then for no reason in the third act, he’s there with Bart at Camp David.
– There’s very, very little positive I can say about this episode, but I like this exchange explaining why the country is broke (“Remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation’s children? Big mistake.” “The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.” “And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.”)
– The air of not giving a shit is so strong in this episode. The other Simpsons just appear in the White House for no reason, Bart manages to barge in on Lisa’s live address, and everywhere else for that matter. There’s also the scene where Homer axes through the floor, revealing he’s right above the Oval Office, which makes no sense, then our next scene starts with an expansive shot of said office, where we see the ceiling is completely intact. Amazing.
– Bart really is awful in this episode, almost effectively blowing Lisa’s re-election chances. Then he’s handled with kid gloves until the very end, where he “saves the day” by stalling the world’s leaders saying they’ve sent checks out to them. Even though that makes absolutely no sense and only “solves” the problem in the most temporary of ways. Lisa would have been better off accepting Kearney’s secret murder plan.
– The only other bit I like is the Chinese representative (“You pay now! Now!” “What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.” “Hey, China still cool! You pay later! Later!”) It’s not particularly funny, but it’s an amusing performance, and something I quoted with friends quite a lot for one reason or another.

(originally aired February 27, 2000)
After the last few clunkers, this episode is surprisingly a breath of fresh air. A solid enough story, nice characterization, humorous set pieces and gags… I thoroughly enjoyed a fair amount of this show. The beginning at Duff Days was really fabulous, not only as an opening gag fest, but it had a cynical, inappropriate edge that the show does best, from the barbed wire fence holding the sober guests and the glorification of getting kids drunk via a simulator. I don’t even mind Homer’s fake fire drill at the beginning, it feels more like a bonehead plan born out of his rampant enthusiasm for the event than him being a total jerk. The highlight of the festival is a bartending contest, hosted by the grand reintroduction of Duffman. Introduced right at the end of the Oakley/Weinstein era, Duffman feels like the last classic character, and I absolutely love him here, a bombastic, mindless corporate shill. Some of his best lines come from this episode (“Duffman can’t breathe! Oh no!”)

Moe competes and wins the competition, with the prize of having his face on the new Duff calendar. Put off by his ugly mug, the powers that be at Duff release the calendar with multiple stickers covering his face. This puts things in perspective for Moe, pondering whether he’s really that hideous. I feel this characterization of Moe of being a pathetic insecure mess to be pitied has been stretched further and further in later seasons, but here it still feels genuine, as you get a fair blend of the innocent and the bitter anger. Moe opts for plastic surgery, which gives him a glorious new handsome visage. What then? Find everyone who wronged him in his past and rub it in their faces, which feels like a true petty thing Moe would do. His last stop is at the local television studio, who turned him down for a soap opera role back in his acting days. And wouldn’t you know, he ends up getting hired for the exact part he tried out for when the current actor gives the producers too much grief. That’s some great timing, huh?

I like the bits we see of “It Never Ends,” but I feel like what little we saw of Springfield’s other soap “Search for the Sun” in the past ripped on soaps a whole lot better. It’s later in the third act when the story starts to go awry. It feels like they wrote themselves to this late point and realized they had to wrap it up and panicked. Moe gets a delivery in his hands, a book conveniently labeled “Future Plot Lines,” and is shocked to find that they’re killing off his character. To get even, Moe has Homer sabotage the show as an “angel from the future” and reveal the premise of future scripts live on the air. Why would they broadcast a soap opera live? And why would the executives allow this? It just feels like an all-together rushed ending. And while it makes no sense for Moe’s face to turn back to normal after a gigantic wall falls on it, I’m not so bothered by it, since you know he’s going to be back to normal by the end anyway. Perhaps there could have been a better reason for it, but it’s not terrible. So despite some hiccups with the ending, I enjoyed this more than I thought I would. A pretty solid episode.

Tidbits and Quotes
– The Duff Days set piece is everything something like the skiing opening of “Little Big Mom” is not: consistently funny. From the front gates with Surly Duff (“Drink Duff! …responsibly,”) the internment camp-esque Duff Designated Drivers’ Rockin’ Fun Zone (“When we get home, there’s going to be a lot of opened pickle jars,”) surly robot Babe Ruth facing down surly robot Ben Franklin, and a tipsy Bart and Milhouse (“This guy… this is the guy…”) All funny, and on point about the questionable nature of the festival.
– Moe’s other two contestants are perfectly indicative of other bartender stereotypes: Michael Finn, the burly Irishman, and Titania, the Hooters-type waitress with a sizable chest. Or as Moe casually refers to them as, “the Mick and the chick with the rack.” The competition is great as well. Trick pouring easily goes to Titania, who overflows two taps as her natural assets bounce up and down. The quiz round goes to Titania as well, despite her not knowing the answer. By round three, it’s obvious there’s some jury tampering (“You said if I slept with you, I wouldn’t have to touch the drunk!” “Duffman says a lot of things! Oh yeah!”)
– The little running “plot line” with the pink elephant balloon is sort of empty, but an amusing time waster. The balloon itself is another great small detail from the fair, and the payoff is pretty good of it ending up at the gay Republican headquarters. Lisa receives a bumper sticker for her efforts (“‘A Gay President in 2084?'” “We’re realistic.”) In all honestly, where we are now, that feels like a little too soon.
– Another slight sore spot in this episode is Homer. Shocking, right? The writers seem to love making him an impulsive madman at this point: stealing money from Moe’s cash register, throwing a rock through a woman’s window, giddily dousing the soap opera set with kerosene. He’s like a big kid desperate for screen time in another man’s story. Those three instances were basically it, but they stand out as blights to this episode to me.
– We get a re-use of a classic Dr. Nick joke of anesthetic actually being “New Car Smell,” but it’s slightly saved when the nurse switches the machine dial, and we see “New Car Smell” and “Anesthetic” are the only two toggle options.
– This episode has a lot of small jokes that normally fall flat but are great here, like Snake helping his son with his first theft (“That’s my little dude!”)
– I love Dan Castellaneta’s voice for the actor playing Dr. Tad Winslow. It’s so overly theatrical, almost like a more pompous Sideshow Mel. I also love he has an eyepatch tan line on as he removes it for seemingly the first time in many years.
– Nice brief exchange between Lenny and Carl walking to the bar (“So, Lenny, how are things working out between you and that girl next door?” “Eh, it’s over. She got a window shade.”)
– I like how Moe being into acting is sort of a call back to when he was a child actor on the Little Rascals. It’s not totally random (“As a child, I was bitten by the acting bug. Then it burrowed under my skin and laid eggs in my heart. Now, those eggs are hatching and… the feeling is indescribable.” “I know what you mean. Our dog had that.”)
– As I said, the ending is dumb, but I like Marge taking notes and that after reading three plot lines, the producer screams that Homer has blown a whole year’s worth of programming. Makes total sense, since soap opera stories drag on, and on, and ooooonnn…